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  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I take solace in knowing that niggas are always right where I left them.

  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Zanick I take solace in knowing that niggas are always right where I left them.

    eat my meat faggot
  3. This is my hairy weiner

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Also if you wanna hear a bunch of hot girls yell- "No humping! " just pm me and I'll give you the answer.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo wow, you can't have been the first person to say this. If you are, I'm stealing it and using it to harvest retweets on twatter

    edit: I just googled it and the first result is the original tweet, lol

    https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1131219626698788865

    lol I read it somewhere but forgot where
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I literally bought weed in person yesterday. I don't use dnm because I dont want a potentially felony for smuggling weed when i can buy it legally and at a fair price locally.

    BUT if i didnt care about that and i wanted a cheaper price or wanted something different I couldn't getocally (like idk, some of those cool full spectrum wax syringes? Or you know, a million other drugs) then the dnm would be the way to go. What's stupid is smoking crack because its what you can get locally.

    Holy shit that's even more moronic than anything you've ever said here which is a lot, like a really really really lot.


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Cheyes How do you know you burned your address by the way? What did they send a letter in red ink saying "we found your reddit drugs?"

    I had 3 feds come to my place just the other day. They asked me to stop ordering heroin from the Netherlands and then left. 2 days after they came #some gear I'd ordered just 2 days before they came arrived, lol.


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  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Narc I had 3 feds come to my place just the other day. They asked me to stop ordering heroin from the Netherlands and then left. 2 days after they came #some gear I'd ordered just 2 days before they came arrived, lol.


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    Were they HMRC?
  9. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    It's really hard to burn your address tbqh family

    sploo sent cheyes 30 lithium pills uncrushed in an envelope with a 7 dollar stamp on the wrong side and his address works great, sit the fuck down ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L

    down on the dirt

    with your butt out

    yessssss..

    the gubberment express does not care at all if you had a package get seized, your addy is just fine

    To be fair though, I think since there was no return address and the govt alledgedly needs a warrant to open first class mail, they might have been required by law to just throw it out since it was undeliverable (as hell). They probably just opened it, thought he was retarded, and pitched it though
  10. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    In other news SWIMS doctor gave him a bromethazine script and he ended up scorin' those free fentanyls after all so he basically has a seppekit now. not sure how long until the bus gets here
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Cheyes In other news SWIMS doctor gave him a bromethazine script and he ended up scorin' those free fentanyls after all so he basically has a seppekit now. not sure how long until the bus gets here

    how tf he get a brometh script?
  12. Originally posted by Narc I had 3 feds come to my place just the other day. They asked me to stop ordering heroin from the Netherlands and then left. 2 days after they came #some gear I'd ordered just 2 days before they came arrived, lol.


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    Thats what happens when u use dnm
  13. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Zanick back.
  14. Originally posted by Cly Zanick back.

    Zanick is a FRAUD and an elaborate FIDDLER. Fuck him and his golden finger.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Thats what happens when u use dnm

    IF ONLY THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO GET WEED
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yeah.
    Fuck Zanick.
    Fuck that guy.
  17. Originally posted by Sudo IF ONLY THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO GET WEED



    You are dense.
  18. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo how tf he get a brometh script?



    Jk, he lied about having nausea

    Then after I filled it SWIM wonders if maybe he can use it as a sleeping pill... he still needs that dilemma solved, and maybe it'll work like benadryl but actually make it easier to fall asleep (like it does for most people) instead of harder
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    You are dense.

    Maybe he's just tired.
  20. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    r g

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