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ATTN REPUBLICANS

  1. 2019-07-30 at 12:36 PM UTC
    #41
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So the same guy who cursed a tree and killed it because it didn't have any fruit on it he could steal?

    Mark 11:12-25

    The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

    God gets hangry
  2. 2019-07-30 at 12:37 PM UTC
    #42
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Jesus was the original whiny entitled mill-ennial.
  3. 2019-07-30 at 12:40 PM UTC
    #43
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus was the original whiny entitled mill-ennial.

    "Boy those MOON PERSONs sure are whiny and self centered.

    Now let me tell you about how MOON PERSONs suck, and talk about myself"
  4. 2019-07-30 at 12:42 PM UTC
    #44
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Killing a tree because it didn't have a fig for him...you can almost see the whiny mill-enial stomping up and down, fists balled in his fucking potato sack dress.
  5. 2019-07-30 at 1:02 PM UTC
    #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Jesus was subtly providing a lesson to his disciples, in that those who bear no fruit will be barren their whole lives.
  6. 2019-07-30 at 1:09 PM UTC
    #46
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Did Jesus ever figure out how they get the figs into the fig rolls?
  7. 2019-07-30 at 1:12 PM UTC
    #47
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by aldra jesus said to sell your shirt to buy swords.

    Jesus also said "Like, bro, don't hurt nobody tho."

    Jesus was just gay and wanted to see buff, tan, shirtless chests everywhere he looked.
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  8. 2019-07-30 at 1:16 PM UTC
    #48
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Did Jesus ever figure out how they get the figs into the fig rolls?

    Yes.

    Newtons 6:14
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  9. 2019-07-30 at 2:15 PM UTC
    #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus was subtly providing a lesson to his disciples, in that those who bear no fruit will be barren their whole lives.

    He just hates fig newtons
  10. 2019-07-30 at 3:33 PM UTC
    #50
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by HTS Jesus also said "Like, bro, don't hurt nobody tho."

    Jesus was just gay and wanted to see buff, tan, shirtless chests everywhere he looked.

    Jesus literally got nailed by a guy in the bible.
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  11. 2019-07-30 at 3:38 PM UTC
    #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Jesus was saying that it was now time to take the fight to the enemy, but in a figurative/spiritual sense, not literal/physical.
  12. 2019-07-30 at 3:40 PM UTC
    #52
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus was saying that it was now time to take the fight to the enemy, but in a figurative/spiritual sense, not literal/physical.

    Yeah, we wouldn't want to offend anyone, would we?
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  13. 2019-07-30 at 4:47 PM UTC
    #53
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    i hate my neighbors. now what?
  14. 2019-07-30 at 4:50 PM UTC
    #54
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus was saying that it was now time to take the fight to the enemy, but in a figurative/spiritual sense, not literal/physical.

    Contrary bastard.

    Matthew 5:43-45

    God calls us to love Him above all else and love our neighbors as ourselves. ... “You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven”
  15. 2019-07-30 at 5:10 PM UTC
    #55
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Contrary bastard.

    Matthew 5:43-45

    God calls us to love Him above all else and love our neighbors as ourselves. … “You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven”

    Context is important, son.

    “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” ~ Ephesians 6:12 [The Apostle Paul]
  16. 2019-07-30 at 5:12 PM UTC
    #56
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Context is important, son.

    “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” ~ Ephesians 6:12 [The Apostle Paul]

    Indeed it is...my quote directly mentions enemies...yours doesn't...kid.
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  17. 2019-07-30 at 5:14 PM UTC
    #57
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Indeed it is…my quote directly mentions enemies…yours doesn't…kid.

    The spirit of God speaks in code, in riddles. It expects you to ponder the message. It's alive. That's why most people can't truly understand what is really in there, because it's written in such a way that people with closed hearts can't decipher the meaning.
  18. 2019-07-30 at 5:15 PM UTC
    #58
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The spirit of God speaks in code, in riddles.

    The typical cop out excuse...lololol.

    Clue: it's not really god's word..as the fella doesn't actually exist.
  19. 2019-07-30 at 5:19 PM UTC
    #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The typical cop out excuse…lololol.

    Clue: it's not really god's word..as the fella doesn't actually exist.

    There's no excuse. There's no cop out. It's just that you can't just take one part and point at it and say, "Aha! There it is!". There has to be a fullness of context. You can't just look at one section of the painting and say, "Hark! I see!", because, no, you wouldn't see. You have to look at the whole picture to see what's really there. This requires painstaking examination and long hours of study. Nothing good comes easy. You have to work for it. Any fool can see a tree, but to see the forest is a man's work.
  20. 2019-07-30 at 5:23 PM UTC
    #60
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no excuse. There's no cop out. It's just that you can't just take one part and point at it and say, "Aha! There it is!". There has to be a fullness of context. You can't just look at one section of the painting and say, "Hark! I see!", because, no, you wouldn't see. You have to look at the whole picture to see what's really there. This requires painstaking examination and long hours of study. Nothing good comes easy. You have to work for it. Any fool can see a tree, but to see the forest is a man's work.

    As I've said before I was force fed the bible for 13yrs...I'm familiar with the big picture...the big picture is a method to keep the masses in line while lining the pockets of deceivers.
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