2019-07-30 at 12:37 PM UTC
Jesus was the original whiny entitled mill-ennial.
2019-07-30 at 12:42 PM UTC
Killing a tree because it didn't have a fig for him...you can almost see the whiny mill-enial stomping up and down, fists balled in his fucking potato sack dress.
2019-07-30 at 1:02 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Jesus was subtly providing a lesson to his disciples, in that those who bear no fruit will be barren their whole lives.
2019-07-30 at 1:09 PM UTC
Did Jesus ever figure out how they get the figs into the fig rolls?
2019-07-30 at 1:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
jesus said to sell your shirt to buy swords.
Jesus also said "Like, bro, don't hurt nobody tho."
Jesus was just gay and wanted to see buff, tan, shirtless chests everywhere he looked.
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2019-07-30 at 1:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Did Jesus ever figure out how they get the figs into the fig rolls?
Yes.
Newtons 6:14
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2019-07-30 at 3:33 PM UTC
Number13
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Originally posted by HTS
Jesus also said "Like, bro, don't hurt nobody tho."
Jesus was just gay and wanted to see buff, tan, shirtless chests everywhere he looked.
Jesus literally got nailed by a guy in the bible.
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2019-07-30 at 3:38 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Jesus was saying that it was now time to take the fight to the enemy, but in a figurative/spiritual sense, not literal/physical.
2019-07-30 at 3:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Jesus was saying that it was now time to take the fight to the enemy, but in a figurative/spiritual sense, not literal/physical.
Yeah, we wouldn't want to offend anyone, would we?
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2019-07-30 at 4:47 PM UTC
i hate my neighbors. now what?
2019-07-30 at 5:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Context is important, son.
“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” ~ Ephesians 6:12 [The Apostle Paul]
Indeed it is...my quote directly mentions enemies...yours doesn't...kid.
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2019-07-30 at 5:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
There's no excuse. There's no cop out. It's just that you can't just take one part and point at it and say, "Aha! There it is!". There has to be a fullness of context. You can't just look at one section of the painting and say, "Hark! I see!", because, no, you wouldn't see. You have to look at the whole picture to see what's really there. This requires painstaking examination and long hours of study. Nothing good comes easy. You have to work for it. Any fool can see a tree, but to see the forest is a man's work.
As I've said before I was force fed the bible for 13yrs...I'm familiar with the big picture...the big picture is a method to keep the masses in line while lining the pockets of deceivers.
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