These motherfuckers

1. 2019-06-25 at 11:32 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Their motto is "*company name*: High Quality. Fast Shipping. Reliable Source"
   
   And yet, I ordered five days ago, my payment was confirmed the same day, and yet, I still haven't received a shipping confirmation
   
   I understand, shit happens. But how about not putting "fast shipping" in your fucking motto if you're going to be slow about it?
2. 2019-06-25 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Same thing happened to us with auto parts. They said 1-2 day delivery, and it took 6.😡
3. 2019-06-25 at 11:36 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I thought maybe they forgot to send me the shipping confirmation, but it wasn't in my mailbox, so presumably they haven't even shipped it yet
4. 2019-06-25 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   A shipping company broke a big brass statue my mom sold. It was insured, but still annoying. The guy apparently dropped it off his shoulders onto the ground beside the purchaser.
5. 2019-06-25 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   THEY STILL HAVEN'T SHIPPED IT
   
   WHAT THE FUCK
6. 2019-06-25 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #6
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   fuxxing 0wned
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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7. 2019-06-25 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've bought from them before, hopefully they haven't exit-scammed
8. 2019-06-26 at 1:45 AM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   It's like when my boys were signed to Victory Records
   
   Those motherfuckers should be called Defeated Records shit ain't a victory at all
9. 2019-06-26 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox THEY STILL HAVEN'T SHIPPED IT
   
   WHAT THE FUCK

   
   that ship
10. 2019-06-26 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #10
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Is it drugs?
11. 2019-06-26 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Of course
12. 2019-06-26 at 3:57 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Of course

    
    There's your problem.
13. 2019-06-27 at 6:38 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nothing illegal though
    
    It's really starting to look like I've been exit scammed, I've used this company a few times in the past with no problem whatsoever
14. 2019-06-27 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #14
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Maybe the mail service lost it, they like to do that with my mail. Last week I had a $260 item that managed it all the way from Germany to my local post office to only then go missing.
    
    Online it was marked as "delivered", I called them up and they said they'd delivered it to some random street about a mile away, they sent a supervisor out there to get it and redelivered it to me,,,but probably only because I called them. Dumb fucks. 4200 miles and the dumb USPS loses it in the last couple of miles.
15. 2019-06-27 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe the mail service lost it, they like to do that with my mail. Last week I had a $260 item that managed it all the way from Germany to my local post office to only then go missing.
    
    Online it was marked as "delivered", I called them up and they said they'd delivered it to some random street about a mile away, they sent a supervisor out there to get it and redelivered it to me,,,but probably only because I called them. Dumb fucks. 4200 miles and the dumb USPS loses it in the last couple of miles.

    
    that's gotta be minimum 20 or 30 quid to send that. the postie's gonna know that's a fairly high price item there then.
    
    
    .
16. 2019-06-27 at 12:47 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe the mail service lost it, they like to do that with my mail. Last week I had a $260 item that managed it all the way from Germany to my local post office to only then go missing.
    
    Online it was marked as "delivered", I called them up and they said they'd delivered it to some random street about a mile away, they sent a supervisor out there to get it and redelivered it to me,,,but probably only because I called them. Dumb fucks. 4200 miles and the dumb USPS loses it in the last couple of miles.

    
    I imagine this was doubly annoying as Adolf Hitler collectable plates are getting so rare.
17. 2019-06-27 at 1:01 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I imagine this was doubly annoying as Adolf Hitler collectable plates are getting so rare.

    
    Hey. It could have been a Jewskin lamp shade. You don't know.
18. 2019-06-27 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It was a TF534 Accelerator card for an Amiga 2000.
19. 2019-06-27 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #19
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "And I was just checking the mail, get it? Checking the male."
20. 2019-06-27 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You can get 50 grams of tpain on alibaba for like &175, but sploo said that's a terrible idea for me given my past history with opiates and I agree that that's probably asking for trouble esp order powders from china, but his friend ordered pure bundy from there and customs opened it and didn't give one fuck about it, so maybe it's fine