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Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?

  1. #1
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Full Grown Retard is of average height and athletic build, full tardraged and intent on killing Midget With A Knife from the moment he sets foot in the arena.

    FGR is full retard but has some experience fighting due to being bullied for retardation.

    Battle takes place on a fenced basketball court. MWAK either has to climb the fence to escape or kill the retard to win. Retard must kill or incapacitate MWAK to win.

    Who would win?
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  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Does the special n÷ds fighter adgile?
  3. #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    op is a midget retard wit a keyboard
  4. #4
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT Does the special n÷ds fighter adgile?

    Only if the overdrive is activate
  5. #5
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    full retard probably
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    knife midget 100%

    unless he manages to pin the midget without getting tagged, the tard is going to spazz out in circles the moment he sees his own blood
  7. #7
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra knife midget 100%

    unless he manages to pin the midget without getting tagged, the tard is going to spazz out in circles the moment he sees his own blood

    Depends on the knife though. If midget doesn't get an incapacitating stab in early, he could easily be overpowered. That midget comes at him with a pocket knife? He doesn't stand a chance. Even a bowie knife may not stop a determined retard.
  8. #8
    whats the midgets IQ
  9. #9
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by aldra knife midget 100%

    unless he manages to pin the midget without getting tagged, the tard is going to spazz out in circles the moment he sees his own blood

    You're assuming FGR is going to notice that he's been stabbed in the midst of full blown tardrage. 🤔
  10. #10
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    120 IQ midget

    Karambit
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  11. #11
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS You're assuming FGR is going to notice that he's been stabbed in the midst of full blown tardrage. 🤔

    He will not. Tard is going for the kill at all costs.
  12. #12
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Fence is randomly electrified for 10 seconds every 30-60 seconds
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator 120 IQ midget

    Karambit

    this is a paradox.

    people with high iq just dont use kerambits.

    just ask aldra.
  14. #14
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Retard ftw. I mean have you ever seen a midget wave his stubby little arms? Their dexterity sucks. Tell the retard someone store his commander Worf lunchbox, and one tearful yeti wail and donkey kong ground slap later, that midget is toast.
  15. #15
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is a paradox.

    people with high iq just dont use kerambits.

    just ask aldra.

    Idk, apparently karambits are by far the easiest knife to use effectively in combat because you can just go nuts slashing. Whatever, maybe a 6 inch fixed blade knife.
  16. #16
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Retard ftw. I mean have you ever seen a midget wave his stubby little arms? Their dexterity sucks. Tell the retard someone store his commander Worf lunchbox, and one tearful yeti wail and donkey kong ground slap later, that midget is toast.

    Don't be so sure, midgets are basically like adult children with testosterone. They can be pretty jacked, fast and dextrous



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  17. #17
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Midget
  18. #18
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Remember under default conditions, MWAK is only able to reach up to maybe FGR's waist.
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is a paradox.

    people with high iq just dont use kerambits.

    just ask aldra.

    nothing wrong with a karambit, it's an effective weapon and the ring makes it less likely you'll lose your grip and drop it. it's possible to injure yourself but that's usually only a problem with inexperienced people trying to spin it and change grip, which you don't need to do.

    they're short blades though so they won't help Midge with his reach disadvantage
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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