Full Grown Retard is of average height and athletic build, full tardraged and intent on killing Midget With A Knife from the moment he sets foot in the arena.
FGR is full retard but has some experience fighting due to being bullied for retardation.
Battle takes place on a fenced basketball court. MWAK either has to climb the fence to escape or kill the retard to win. Retard must kill or incapacitate MWAK to win.
Who would win?
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Originally posted by aldra
knife midget 100%
unless he manages to pin the midget without getting tagged, the tard is going to spazz out in circles the moment he sees his own blood
Depends on the knife though. If midget doesn't get an incapacitating stab in early, he could easily be overpowered. That midget comes at him with a pocket knife? He doesn't stand a chance. Even a bowie knife may not stop a determined retard.
Retard ftw. I mean have you ever seen a midget wave his stubby little arms? Their dexterity sucks. Tell the retard someone store his commander Worf lunchbox, and one tearful yeti wail and donkey kong ground slap later, that midget is toast.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
this is a paradox.
people with high iq just dont use kerambits.
just ask aldra.
Idk, apparently karambits are by far the easiest knife to use effectively in combat because you can just go nuts slashing. Whatever, maybe a 6 inch fixed blade knife.
Originally posted by CASPER
Retard ftw. I mean have you ever seen a midget wave his stubby little arms? Their dexterity sucks. Tell the retard someone store his commander Worf lunchbox, and one tearful yeti wail and donkey kong ground slap later, that midget is toast.
Don't be so sure, midgets are basically like adult children with testosterone. They can be pretty jacked, fast and dextrous
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
this is a paradox.
people with high iq just dont use kerambits.
just ask aldra.
nothing wrong with a karambit, it's an effective weapon and the ring makes it less likely you'll lose your grip and drop it. it's possible to injure yourself but that's usually only a problem with inexperienced people trying to spin it and change grip, which you don't need to do.
they're short blades though so they won't help Midge with his reach disadvantage
