Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?

1. 2019-06-16 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Idk, apparently karambits are by far the easiest knife to use effectively in combat because you can just go nuts slashing. Whatever, maybe a 6 inch fixed blade knife.

   
   combat ? what combat ?
   
   unarmed vs armed combat ?
   
   machette vs kerambit combat ?
   
   swords vs kerambit combat ?
   
   spear vs kerambit combat ?
   
   no. the only combat kerambit is guaranteed to win is paddy vs kerambit combat.
2. 2019-06-16 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #22
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra nothing wrong with a karambit, it's an effective weapon and the ring makes it less likely you'll lose your grip and drop it. it's possible to injure yourself but that's usually only a problem with inexperienced people trying to spin it and change grip, which you don't need to do.
   
   they're short blades though so they won't help Midge with his reach disadvantage

   
   yea, effective against unarmed individual and inanimate paddies.
   
   where do you think the thing came from and whats the iq and gni of the said country ?
3. 2019-06-16 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #23
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   The retard may be emotionally hurt by the stabbing though. Many people may be able to power through, but you never know where the emotions of a retard may lead you. Maybe he starts crying and the midget just finishes stabbing him?