I applied for 50 jobs and most of them want to hire me

1. 2019-06-03 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #141
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   We call them "resumes" bc you resume to work
2. 2019-06-03 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #142
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee We call them "resumes" bc you resume to work

   
   "resume to work"...that's some shitty English there foreigner.
3. 2019-06-03 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #143
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Resume for work. Better?
4. 2019-06-03 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #144
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Um no...
5. 2019-06-03 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #145
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Lol
6. 2019-06-03 at 2:07 PM UTC

   #146
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Bloody foreigner, why don't you go back to where you came from
7. 2019-06-03 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #147
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bloody foreigner, why don't you go back to where you came from

   
   U first
8. 2019-06-03 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #148
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee U first

   
   Um I'm British...It's pretty much all former British Empire territory. The new owners are the interlopers.
9. 2019-06-03 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #149
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um I'm British…It's pretty much all former British Empire territory. The new owners are the interlopers.

   
   North America is Spanish clay by right of discovery.
10. 2019-06-03 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #150
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country North America is Spanish clay by right of discovery.

    
    Well if you want to get technical it's Icelandic then....or something else depending how far you go back.
11. 2019-06-03 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #151
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Just woke up from a good nap
12. 2019-06-03 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #152
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Just woke up from a good nap

    
    What interviews are you ghosting tomorrow, ghost?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
    • GGG
13. 2019-06-03 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #153
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Another long day waiting for the postman to deliver your welfare cheque, huh?
14. 2019-06-03 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #154
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung What interviews are you ghosting tomorrow, ghost?

    
    A temp agency
    
    

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Another long day waiting for the postman to deliver your welfare cheque, huh?

    
    it's direct deposit
15. 2019-06-03 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #155
    

    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Ghost What the hell. I have a pretty good resume but this is insane, I woke up with like 10 follow-up emails and I have 2 interviews tomorrow.
    
    Here's the thing though, I don't actually want 90% of these jobs. I'm thinking about skipping both interviews tomorrow and taking the best/easiest/highest paying job that I can find out of this horde of people contacting me.
    
    I don't want to go to the interview tomorrow because I know I will probably get hired which I don't want.
    
    Just the thought of interacting with secular society makes me depressed. I don't want to work full time and learn a bunch of bullshit, I just want to be a Monk.
    
    Fuck society.

    
    The economy is booming. But wanting to see you in an interview isn't the same as "hire me"
    
    I have never seen so many "Looking to hire" signs, especially in the brown/blue/stripe collar fields of Driving, Office, Medical field Jobs in the 50 some odd years I have been on this planet
    
    the late 1970- 1980s was hard times
16. 2019-06-03 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #156
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Ghost What the hell. I have a pretty good resume but this is insane, I woke up with like 10 follow-up emails and I have 2 interviews tomorrow.
    
    Here's the thing though, I don't actually want 90% of these jobs. I'm thinking about skipping both interviews tomorrow and taking the best/easiest/highest paying job that I can find out of this horde of people contacting me.
    
    I don't want to go to the interview tomorrow because I know I will probably get hired which I don't want.
    
    Just the thought of interacting with secular society makes me depressed. I don't want to work full time and learn a bunch of bullshit, I just want to be a Monk.
    
    Fuck society.

    
    This reminds me of that scene in "Monster" were Aileen Wournos makes out she wasn't hired cause she was too good.
    
    Stfu with your deluded fantasies you unemployed retard.
17. 2019-06-03 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #157
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian This reminds me of that scene in "Monster" were Aileen Wournos makes out she wasn't hired cause she was too good.

    
    Jesus, that movie put me off Charlize Theron forever.
    
    From this to this...
    
    
18. 2019-06-03 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #158
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus, that movie put me off Charlize Theron forever.
    
    From this to this…
    
    

    
    same with shallow hal too
    
    its crazy they made her get this fat for the role
    
    
19. 2019-06-03 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #159
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    She wasn't owt to look at in t' first place...as me old mom used to say
20. 2019-06-03 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #160
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ur mom sounds like a right chav slag