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I applied for 50 jobs and most of them want to hire me

  1. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    We call them "resumes" bc you resume to work
  2. Originally posted by tee hee hee We call them "resumes" bc you resume to work

    "resume to work"...that's some shitty English there foreigner.
  3. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Resume for work. Better?
  4. Um no...
  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol
  6. Bloody foreigner, why don't you go back to where you came from
  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bloody foreigner, why don't you go back to where you came from

    U first
  8. Originally posted by tee hee hee U first

    Um I'm British...It's pretty much all former British Empire territory. The new owners are the interlopers.
  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um I'm British…It's pretty much all former British Empire territory. The new owners are the interlopers.

    North America is Spanish clay by right of discovery.
  10. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country North America is Spanish clay by right of discovery.

    Well if you want to get technical it's Icelandic then....or something else depending how far you go back.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Just woke up from a good nap
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Just woke up from a good nap

    What interviews are you ghosting tomorrow, ghost?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Another long day waiting for the postman to deliver your welfare cheque, huh?
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung What interviews are you ghosting tomorrow, ghost?

    A temp agency

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Another long day waiting for the postman to deliver your welfare cheque, huh?

    it's direct deposit
  15. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost What the hell. I have a pretty good resume but this is insane, I woke up with like 10 follow-up emails and I have 2 interviews tomorrow.

    Here's the thing though, I don't actually want 90% of these jobs. I'm thinking about skipping both interviews tomorrow and taking the best/easiest/highest paying job that I can find out of this horde of people contacting me.

    I don't want to go to the interview tomorrow because I know I will probably get hired which I don't want.

    Just the thought of interacting with secular society makes me depressed. I don't want to work full time and learn a bunch of bullshit, I just want to be a Monk.

    Fuck society.

    The economy is booming. But wanting to see you in an interview isn't the same as "hire me"

    I have never seen so many "Looking to hire" signs, especially in the brown/blue/stripe collar fields of Driving, Office, Medical field Jobs in the 50 some odd years I have been on this planet

    the late 1970- 1980s was hard times
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost What the hell. I have a pretty good resume but this is insane, I woke up with like 10 follow-up emails and I have 2 interviews tomorrow.

    Here's the thing though, I don't actually want 90% of these jobs. I'm thinking about skipping both interviews tomorrow and taking the best/easiest/highest paying job that I can find out of this horde of people contacting me.

    I don't want to go to the interview tomorrow because I know I will probably get hired which I don't want.

    Just the thought of interacting with secular society makes me depressed. I don't want to work full time and learn a bunch of bullshit, I just want to be a Monk.

    Fuck society.

    This reminds me of that scene in "Monster" were Aileen Wournos makes out she wasn't hired cause she was too good.

    Stfu with your deluded fantasies you unemployed retard.
  17. Originally posted by Octavian This reminds me of that scene in "Monster" were Aileen Wournos makes out she wasn't hired cause she was too good.

    Jesus, that movie put me off Charlize Theron forever.

    From this to this...

  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus, that movie put me off Charlize Theron forever.

    From this to this…


    same with shallow hal too

    its crazy they made her get this fat for the role

  19. She wasn't owt to look at in t' first place...as me old mom used to say
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ur mom sounds like a right chav slag
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