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Gadzooks vs RCMP... FALSIFIED POLICE REPORT just came in the mail (from request under Access of Information act)... GTFIH!

  1. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks OMG OMG OMG… This is absolutely FUCKED.

    I have HARD, DOCUMENTED evidence that the RCMP filed a false report the night of my "incident".



    See that "lengthy" police report?

    That was what was written up for the following incident:





    DUDE, I used to be a security guard, and if someone on the premises had so much as a PAPER CUT, I'd have to fill out pages of notes.

    Yet the RCMP sloppily throws that together after they BEAT ME INTO A CONCUSSION.

    Hell to the motherfucking NAH!

    THIS IS A LEGIT CONSPIRACY.

    People been saying this for decades and sheep been carrying on with that 'well its not happening to me' mindset. Then one day it happens to them and they like 'WTF ITS A CONSPIRACY, HOW THE FUCK THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN HERE?'


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  2. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks You just assumed I was doing something wrong.

    Congratulations… You are just like 98% of the people I tell this story too.

    And 98% of people are absolutely incorrect.

    I was standing up for a fellow citizen being brutalized by a bouncer outside a strip club.

    See all those details in the police report?

    No… Because they left out ANYTHING that would inculpate them.

    I was beaten into a concussion by five men.

    The fact that they had uniforms on is irrelevant.

    I'd say it was extremely relevant.


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  3. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U misunderstood what I was saying when I said that u put yourself in that position.
    I'm not trying to argue w you on ur treatment of law enforcement, I'm saying U know this, & should obviously live according.

    Yeah, we should just accept authoritarianism and a police state and then shit like this will just stop happening.


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  4. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Well you say there was 5 on duty police officers? Those 5 have to let their dispatch know where they are anytime they enroute somewhere, on scene and back available etc. Everywhere they are at is documented. Who knows. Could be different where you live. But if they're on duty, there has to be some kind of information where/what they were doing at that time.

    Their cell phones will place them all in the area but then it doesn't sound like they are disputing being there, just the events that unfolded.


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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You would need eye witnesses willing to testify and put it on the tyrant officers. Without that, you have no case.
  6. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Would they have beat u for no apparent reason? Seems extremely odd, except if u were volitile & drinking.

    Yeah?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Ian_Tomlinson


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  7. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Yeah, no, you're full of shit. You busted your shit being drunk as fuck, you didn't get beat by 5 fucking cops.
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    How's it looking today, gadzooks?
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    would you be making the same complaint if you were assaulted by sexy female cops, zooks?
  10. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Courts in the US are rigged against anyone that isn't rich, jedi, a cop, or a lawyer, or part of some other special peoples group. Not sure how it is in Canada but probably similar.
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Lanny would you be making the same complaint if you were assaulted by sexy female cops, zooks?

    But he can't just not be a loitering alcoholic around the business?
  12. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Courts in the US are rigged against anyone that isn't rich, jedi, a cop, or a lawyer, or part of some other special peoples group. Not sure how it is in Canada but probably similar.

    Im seriously thinking about ticking the Islam box on any forms from now on just to test if I do start getting favorable treatment for shit.


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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Narc Im seriously thinking about ticking the Islam box on any forms from now on just to test if I do start getting favorable treatment for shit.

    + you get better state benefits
    - no more plane travel
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  14. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I remember this story about a white guy from Germany that converted to Islam. The US government accused him of secretly being a terrorist, and they raped him daily, beat him so bad his fingers had to be amputated. The guy was a real mess after they got done with him. Whenever he asked what was going to happen to him next, they'd say something like "A soldier is going to come through that door, start beating you up and then rape the shit out of you" and sure enough, that's exactly what would happen.

    White muslims scare the shit out of the US government. They hate them, because jedis hate whites, and they also hate muslims, and the US government is the jedis attack gerbil, it'll hate and go after anything the jedis hate.

    In the UK though you'd probably get treated like royalty.
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  15. Octavian motherfucker
    That never happened. Just jedi propaganda
  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Good luck to you, OP. Unfortunately with cops involved you might need a miracle to get a penny out of this. They maybe watching you right now...Those 5 probably have a lot of Blue friends out there. Watch your back.
  17. Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny would you be making the same complaint if you were assaulted by sexy female cops, zooks?

    My complaint wouldn't be a complaint at all if it were a sexy female officer...oh yeeaaahhhhh.
  18. Admin African Astronaut
    OP injuries aren't really that bad. No broken bones and no stitches. About what I do while mountain biking sometimes.

    I'd suggest making it back and then troll the piglets using prepaid cell phones. Watch them run around like idiots.
  19. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin OP injuries aren't really that bad. No broken bones and no stitches. About what I do while mountain biking sometimes.

    I'd suggest making it back and then troll the piglets using prepaid cell phones. Watch them run around like idiots.

    Brain injuries are always bad. The fact he blacked out means he received a brain injury. That's worse than stitches or broken bones.

    Prepaid cellphones can still be tracked, and if you're around any cameras, they'll know who made the call. Cameras are everywhere these
    days.

    EDIT: an old police trick is to beat people with phone books, because it'll give you a brain injury but it's unlikely to leave any marks.
  20. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers EDIT: an old police trick is to beat people with phone books, because it'll give you a brain injury but it's unlikely to leave any marks.

    I heard there's a reason to beat people specifically on the soles of the feet but never thought about it much, is it a bruising thing or are they just more sensitive?
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