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The Monty Hall Problem (math riddle)

  1. #61
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc 1 goat wouldn't give you meat for years. Think about it.


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    If you had two, and those two had two new ones, and then you ate the first two, then the two new ones had two new ones and you ate the old new ones, and so forth...
  2. #62
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you had two, and those two had two new ones, and then you ate the first two, then the two new ones had two new ones and you ate the old new ones, and so forth…

    Thats not one goat you retard.


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  3. #63
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc Thats not one goat you retard.


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    If one goat has another goat, you can eat the old goat, and so forth.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Narc 1 goat wouldn't give you meat for years. Think about it.


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    When and mommy goat and a daddy goat go to bed together...

    You only actually have to own the mommy goat, the daddy goat services can be purchased for a small studding fee.
  5. #65
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you had two, and those two had two new ones, and then you ate the first two, then the two new ones had two new ones and you ate the old new ones, and so forth…

    I heard you make a cracking inbred goat korma speckles?


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  6. #66
    yabbadabbadindunuthin oplus is dead, long live oplus [my sedative well-conducted austrocedrus]
    Jesus Christ this thread turned into a dumpster fire.
  7. #67
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Dumpster fire! Great memories. It was in the news weekly, way back.
  8. #68
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's where the saying, "you old goat" came from. People would be looking to fix dinner, and they'd head on outside and look at the old goat and say fondly "you old goat", just before they killed and chopped it up for the stew pot.
  9. #69
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Nunt uh
  10. #70
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by HTS Mossad changed the code to your simple program so that you'd get that result and start to believe their jedi lies. How can you trust empiricism if you are capable of being fooled by jedi trickery?

    ok nazi Descartes
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  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's where the saying, "you old goat" came from. People would be looking to fix dinner, and they'd head on outside and look at the old goat and say fondly "you old goat", just before they killed and chopped it up for the stew pot.

    I thought it was the thought the goat was silly and so they kept never killing it.

    Wait.

    Do people eat GOAT? I wish I was kidding in saying I don't recall every really even hearing that as a thing, joke or otherwise. Goat meat. What the fuck.
  12. #72
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I thought it was the thought the goat was silly and so they kept never killing it.

    Wait.

    Do people eat GOAT? I wish I was kidding in saying I don't recall every really even hearing that as a thing, joke or otherwise. Goat meat. What the fuck.

    Goat meat is delicious. A little tough, but lots of flavor. Best to use goat gravy.
  13. #73
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny ok nazi Descartes

    tfw the evil genius/evil demon was the jedis all along
  14. #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Goat meat is delicious. A little tough, but lots of flavor. Best to use goat gravy.

    What does that mean lots of flavor? People told me sushi has lots of flavor and I basically puked up the first bite I tried before I barely started chewing it. So lots of shitty flavor. Why would you want to eat a poor little goat have you seen those funny babby goat videos??
  15. #75
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ What does that mean lots of flavor? People told me sushi has lots of flavor and I basically puked up the first bite I tried before I barely started chewing it. So lots of shitty flavor. Why would you want to eat a poor little goat have you seen those funny babby goat videos??

    Flavor kind of means "someone's having a party in your mouth". And as for the poor baby goat, you do realize that same goat would eat you if it was starving, don't you? This is a goat eat goat world.
  16. #76
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So do unto others what you know one of them might somehow do unto you but you cant be sure. :(

    Babby goat prayer thought session in my room in 5 minutes
  17. #77
    Krow African Astronaut
    Why not change the name from Monte Hall to Wayne Brady?
  18. #78
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ What does that mean lots of flavor? People told me sushi has lots of flavor and I basically puked up the first bite I tried before I barely started chewing it. So lots of shitty flavor. Why would you want to eat a poor little goat have you seen those funny babby goat videos??

    Like how pork has "more flavor" than chicken. There's just more non-textural content to its flavor, it tastes more "meaty" than like lamb. It does taste really good, although I do feel bad when I eat it because goats are adorable.
  19. #79
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    THE JEFF HUNTER PROBLEM
  20. #80
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I mean just look at these little cuties:

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