The Monty Hall Problem (math riddle)

1. 2019-04-01 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   No it had one of my chickens in it's mouth at the time...it had a buddy with it too, a lab, but that thing ran like the wind as soon as the first shot went off, never saw that one again.
   
   FYI, Neighbor refused to keep it of my land, Animal control wouldn't come out, cops didn't want to come all the way out to where my land was either (about 20 miles outside of town) they told me, "next time you see it on your land just shoot it".
   
   Behind my land was 10,000 acres of National Forest so I had the stepkids drag the corpse onto that so I wouldn't have to bury the big fucker. I'm sure the coyotes and such had a nice meal that day.
   
   Tejas, USA.
2. 2019-04-01 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This was in the movie "21"
3. 2019-04-01 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Oh and the 2 goats it killed were preggers and about to give birth when the dog(s) killed them...so it really killed 4 goats. about 2 dozen chickens and 2 or 3 dozen quail.
   
   It's a dog eat dog world etc.
4. 2019-04-01 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   what a badass mf
5. 2019-04-01 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh and the 2 goats it killed were preggers and about to give birth when the dog(s) killed them…so it really killed 4 goats. about 2 dozen chickens and 2 or 3 dozen quail.
   
   It's a dog eat dog world etc.

   
   I woulda shot it, too.
6. 2019-04-01 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   
7. 2019-04-01 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #47
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh and the 2 goats it killed were preggers and about to give birth when the dog(s) killed them…so it really killed 4 goats. about 2 dozen chickens and 2 or 3 dozen quail.
   
   It's a dog eat dog world etc.

   
   i cant believe you sank to the level of dogs.
   
   i mean its not like it can tell right from wrong.
8. 2019-04-01 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i cant believe you sank to the level of dogs.
   
   i mean its not like it can tell right from wrong.

   
   It wasn't meant to be a lesson, just a solution.
9. 2019-04-01 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #49
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It wasn't meant to be a lesson, just a solution.

   
   it brought back your goats and cocks ?
10. 2019-04-01 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #50
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it brought back your goats and cocks ?

    
    It prevented from the loss of more.
11. 2019-04-01 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It prevented from the loss of more.

    
    objection.
    
    speculation.
12. 2019-04-01 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny objection.
    
    speculation.

    
    Overruled, the dog was caught red handed and the losses ended when the dog was dispatched.
13. 2019-04-01 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #53
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Overruled, the dog was caught red handed and the losses ended when the dog was dispatched.

    
    dogs dont have hands.
    
    case dismissed.
14. 2019-04-01 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And cheese, and meat, and environmentally friendly lawn management.

    
    1 goat wouldn't give you meat for years. Think about it.
    
    
    .
15. 2019-04-01 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i cant believe you sank to the level of dogs.
    
    i mean its not like it can tell right from wrong.

    
    Yeah right, even dogs don't fuck their pups banny. So what's you're excuse?
    
    Actually don't bother, not interested.
    
    
    .
16. 2019-04-01 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol
17. 2019-04-01 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Yeah right, even dogs don't fuck their pups banny. So what's you're excuse?
    
    Actually don't bother, not interested.
    
    
    .

    
    pedophilia is a sign of highly evolved organism.
18. 2019-04-01 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I said don't bother ya nonse. Reason I said don't bother is coz I knew you'd come out with some stupid kiddyfiddler logic like that. So banny just stfu.
    
    
    .
19. 2019-04-01 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #59
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dogs dont have hands.
    
    case dismissed.

    
    Contempt, the prosecution can't dismiss a case, only the judge can, and as the judge jury and executioner that would be my job...officers, take him down.
20. 2019-04-01 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #60
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i cant believe you sank to the level of dogs.

    
    You guys eat dogs and cats.