Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...

1. 2019-03-24 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Octavian I could have got laid but was on a two day bender. Took 2 tramadol, had a couple of tokes off a J then lay crippled on a couch for hours. I never want to fucking feel like that again.
   
   I did something incredibly embarrassing when I blew my nose. The girl I was suppose to fuck straight up left the house I was at as a result. I've spent the entire day in bed dying of cringe.
   
   Fuck my life.

   
   victim
2. 2019-03-24 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I haven't gotten laid in a few days but I'll be ok. I need to focus on some other shit first before I focus on pussy. My x is moving to my city again so I'm just gonna have rough sex with her until I find somebody smarter
3. 2019-03-24 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Sudo I haven't gotten laid in a few days but I'll be ok. I need to focus on some other shit first before I focus on pussy. My x is moving to my city again so I'm just gonna have rough sex with her until I find somebody smarter

   
   ever used sudocrem as lube?
4. 2019-03-24 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mashlehash victim

   
   Unabashed, unemployed, unwashed meth addicted junkie loser.
   
   
5. 2019-03-24 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Unabashed, unemployed, unwashed meth addicted junkie loser.
   
   

   
   jealous
6. 2019-03-24 at 11:31 PM UTC

   #46
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I get laid so Infrequently that my vital juices have diverted all power to brain function. Like an overclocked CPU, my brain/dick matrix is running at an optimal 18.3GHz.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
7. 2019-03-24 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #47
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Loln. What are u doing?!!!!? What's the problem?