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Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...

  1. #41
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian I could have got laid but was on a two day bender. Took 2 tramadol, had a couple of tokes off a J then lay crippled on a couch for hours. I never want to fucking feel like that again.

    I did something incredibly embarrassing when I blew my nose. The girl I was suppose to fuck straight up left the house I was at as a result. I've spent the entire day in bed dying of cringe.

    Fuck my life.

    victim
  2. #42
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I haven't gotten laid in a few days but I'll be ok. I need to focus on some other shit first before I focus on pussy. My x is moving to my city again so I'm just gonna have rough sex with her until I find somebody smarter
  3. #43
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo I haven't gotten laid in a few days but I'll be ok. I need to focus on some other shit first before I focus on pussy. My x is moving to my city again so I'm just gonna have rough sex with her until I find somebody smarter

    ever used sudocrem as lube?
  4. #44
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash victim

    Unabashed, unemployed, unwashed meth addicted junkie loser.

  5. #45
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Unabashed, unemployed, unwashed meth addicted junkie loser.


    jealous
  6. #46
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I get laid so Infrequently that my vital juices have diverted all power to brain function. Like an overclocked CPU, my brain/dick matrix is running at an optimal 18.3GHz.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #47
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Loln. What are u doing?!!!!? What's the problem?
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