Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...

1. 2019-03-23 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Took 2 tramadol

   
   lol do real drugs you pussy
2. 2019-03-23 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Ghost lol do real drugs you pussy

   
   Remember when you mistook "Charlie" for heroin?
   
   Also you go head shops.
   
   
   Kil yourself.
3. 2019-03-23 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   That's what it's called where i'm from, I don't live in a third world shit hole like you.
   
   https://www.clinicalpainadvisor.com/home/dea-drug-slang-code-words/heroin-drug-slang-code-words/
   
   "Charlie, Charlie Horse, Horse, Smack "
   
   Also I don't go to head shops get your facts straight you garbage shit poster.
4. 2019-03-23 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian I did something incredibly embarrassing when I blew my nose. The girl I was suppose to fuck straight up left the house I was at as a result. I've spent the entire day in bed dying of cringe.
   
   Fuck my life.

   
   Did you shit yourself or wut?
5. 2019-03-23 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by ohfralala Did you shit yourself or wut?

   
   My nose was all blocked with coke and shit and blew it into my hand. Bitch didn't even give me a chance to look for a tissue. All I remember is her freaking out and saying I was going to deliberately wipe it on her pizza box or some shit, as if I would do that the stupid bitch. I was so incapacitated I didn't try and argue my case. I could have banged her had we not spent the day talking wired shit for hours.
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6. 2019-03-23 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should have wiped it on her pizza box.
7. 2019-03-23 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should have wiped your penis on her vagina box
8. 2019-03-23 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You should have just raped her, pussy
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9. 2019-03-23 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Next time be like "Lemme just stick it in like, twice, ok? Please?" and then she'll be into it and don't stop.
   
   That's what my playa friend in high school told me, makes sense.
10. 2019-03-23 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano Next time be like "Lemme just stick it in like, twice, ok? Please?" and then she'll be into it and don't stop.
    
    That's what my playa friend in high school told me, makes sense.

    
    You’re my kind of crazy
11. 2019-03-23 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Or just hit her until she stops moving, then she can't run away.
    
    Works every time.
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12. 2019-03-23 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #32
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by ohfralala You should have wiped it on her box.

    
    
    
    There, that's better.
13. 2019-03-23 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #33
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I got drunk and passed out and just woke up and doing the exact same thing.
    
    FML.
    
    
14. 2019-03-23 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #34
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I JUST WANT TO RECOVER THE DATA FROM MY BROKEN HARD DRIVE SO I CAN CARRY ON WHERE I LEFT OFF ON MY WEBSITE PROJECT.
    
    FUCK DAMN PISS SHIT CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE LICKING BITCH COCK ASS FUCKCIKKJMCKJCNKIjhbvgndsv!!11
15. 2019-03-23 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #35
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    $2000 for data recovery...
    
    Any y'all wanna throw a nigga 2 g's? I'll give you all my E.I. checks until I'm employed again.
16. 2019-03-23 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #36
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or if you want to build me a clean room and I'll DIM (like DIY, but "Me" instead of "You"... why does no one ever use that acronym?)...?
17. 2019-03-24 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Octavian My nose was all blocked with coke and shit and blew it into my hand. Bitch didn't even give me a chance to look for a tissue. All I remember is her freaking out and saying I was going to deliberately wipe it on her pizza box or some shit, as if I would do that the stupid bitch. I was so incapacitated I didn't try and argue my case. I could have banged her had we not spent the day talking wired shit for hours.

    
    sounds like a right chav night with yer pizza boxes
18. 2019-03-24 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Grylls sounds like a right chav night with yer pizza boxes

    
    The Southern way is to plate it I forgot. Gosh!
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19. 2019-03-24 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #39
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I actually got laid last night! Ha ha!
20. 2019-03-24 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Grylls sounds like a right chav night with yer pizza boxes

    
    Some snot most likely saved him from some VD...