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Malice's Autopsy Report

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And I highly doubt he would have just wrote the word: "SUICIDE", on the note. He would have least wrote "CYA LATER ALLΙGATOR", or "AFTER WHILE CROCΟDILE", or some kind of cheery departure notice. Who checks out with a one word post?
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  2. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Malice looked like a real cut and muscular guy from the pic I saw of him, in that mask.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And I highly doubt he would have just wrote the word: "SUICIDE", on the note. He would have least wrote "CYA LATER ALLΙGATOR", or "AFTER WHILE CROCΟDILE", or some kind of cheery departure notice. Who checks out with a one word post?

    Depressed autistic people who prefer to be dead as quickly and unceremoniously as possible.
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung Malice looked like a real cut and muscular guy from the pic I saw of him, in that mask.

    yeah, for a while he spent all his time at home eating drugs and nootropics or at the gym
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I wonder what will happen to the place if Lanny kills himself...
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And I highly doubt he would have just wrote the word: "SUICIDE", on the note. He would have least wrote "CYA LATER ALLΙGATOR", or "AFTER WHILE CROCΟDILE", or some kind of cheery departure notice. Who checks out with a one word post?

    or

    IN A BIT DIPSHIT

  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    ~ Woody Allen
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I think his father posted the "Suicide" note above his bed, and the kid actually died accidentally from taking too much shit trying to get to sleep. I mean, why would you blindfold yourself and put earplugs in if you were going to be dead in 20 minutes? Makes no sense, unless someone else put that note there. Sure, he posted the bus had arrived, but that could have meant he was planning on going for treatment the following morning and took an extra dose that night for the nervousness, and then accidentally overdosed.

    Ugh dude.

    No conspiracy here. You think he took NEMBUTAL for shits n giggles? Is it they new thing on the scene that the news should warn parents about their kids taking? "Social Media Craze Fuels String of Teenage Euthenasia Overdoses"???

    I think the more likely explanation is that, despite all his rationalization- he was scared.

    He said as much in the sanctioned suicide forum. He was scared not knowing what would happen, after. He was scared that fight or flight would kick in and he'd throw up or have an anxiety attack, and die in pain. He was scared he'd lose his guts and get kicked out and then be homeless and stuck with no painless way to end his life.

    I think the much more likely explanation is that it's easier to lay there and die when you're not looking at your books. The tree outside. Your cat. When you're not listening to your mom making dinner in the kitchen. Not listening to someone talking about technical school on TV. Not looking at your phone to see if anyone will serendipitously text you, and give you a reason to hang around for another 24 hours. I think it was still hard for him, but he found a way to get it done.

    There's no conspiracy here, man.
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  9. twistquest Yung Blood
    Funny how people are still skeptical about this.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    To be perfectly honest, I'm thinking this whole thing could be a lark, Casper. I mean, how do we even know if the guy's name in the autopsy report is Malice? Could be a totally different dead guy.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    I find it hard to believe he was as autistic/ shut off as he made out. The guy got ripped as fuck for Christ's sake. That would have required him to go the gym?

    There were other random social situations that required actual words to leave his mouth and be heard by other humans surely?
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL To be perfectly honest, I'm thinking this whole thing could be a lark, Casper. I mean, how do we even know if the guy's name in the autopsy report is Malice? Could be a totally different dead guy.

    Stfu Spectral. I swear you have some retard disorder that makes you argue against common opinion or fact.
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  13. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian The guy got ripped as fuck for Christ's sake. That would have required him to go the gym?

    Are you fucking serious?
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Are you fucking serious?

    Meh I thought about it. Ok so maybe he had a few weights lying around. Gawd!
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Good find on the picture, twist. Idk if it's one we can use for an obituary tho. Rofl.

    Dat resting bitch face. He had to be doing that partially on purpose.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just imagined the Justin in that picture trying to smile, and cracked up laughing. Like trying to tech an alien to laugh,
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL To be perfectly honest, I'm thinking this whole thing could be a lark, Casper. I mean, how do we even know if the guy's name in the autopsy report is Malice? Could be a totally different dead guy.

    Did you happen to look at the email address on the messages I posted? He's dead dude. Too many coincidences. Who goes to all that trouble for a little shit forum like ours? No one does.

    1. Autopsy report describes the features we know him to have
    2. Email address matches name on the report.
    3. Age/ birthdate matches what I remember (i.e. A couple months before mine)
    4. Same situation with his parents/family (who disappears for 10 years and ends up in a mental institution)
    5. Posted a screenshot of his interactions on a suicide forum, under the same name, confirming some of the same info.
    6. Used the exact same drugs that Malice posted date stamped photo of- to kill himself
    7. His body was found the very night that he posted he was going to kill himself.
    8. Autism

    If that doesn't convince you, dude....idk what to tell you.ive got some bricks of gold I'll sell you for half price, just cashapp me the skrilla.
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  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian I find it hard to believe he was as autistic/ shut off as he made out. The guy got ripped as fuck for Christ's sake. That would have required him to go the gym?

    There were other random social situations that required actual words to leave his mouth and be heard by other humans surely?

    I think he did a lot of exercise at home. He said when he'd go buy groceries he would either not talk at all or be very very short with people. He also used to run from place to place barefoot for a while
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER Did you happen to look at the email address on the messages I posted? He's dead dude. Too many coincidences. Who goes to all that trouble for a little shit forum like ours? No one does.

    I think calling everything a hoax is just his new thing
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CASPER Did you happen to look at the email address on the messages I posted? He's dead dude. Too many coincidences. Who goes to all that trouble for a little shit forum like ours? No one does.

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