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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Always love a good porpoise pun
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Only if it's whale done
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Pretty sure I have opioid induced adrenal insufficiency. Would explain a lot of shit. If malice were here, he'd no doubt have paragraphs of shit to say about it, as well as suggestions of Chinese research chemicals to inject in pot my buttock to make me better.
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Do meth pussy
  5. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    if any of us were here im sure we'd have a lot to say but unfortunately everyone is dead and there is nothing to say
  6. I think I gave myself rhabdomyolysis again

    There has to be something up with that Elysian Space Dust. I've had the disease three times in five months and that's the only thing that's changed. There are only about 26,000 US cases of rhabdomyolysis per year

    Then again, I probably just got it that once and I've never quit long enough for it to go away completely

    That and it turns me into an incestuous insufferable jackass as you all saw last night
  7. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    maybe god hates you
  8. Maybe I should just find something else to drink

    The CBD flower drastically reduces my cravings for alcohol though so maybe I'll be able to quit or cut way back
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    yeah that would be hoping for too much, wouldn't it
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I might stop smoking weed entirely and switch to seebee deebies
  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I might stop smoking weed entirely and switch to seebee deebies

    you might? you're going to roll the dice or what
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm black
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    do meth pussy
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you might? you're going to roll the dice or what

    I'm going to try it out but doesn't mean I'll give up weed entirely. But I might.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    WEED GUMMIES AND CUMMIES
  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    QUIT PILOTING RUGS AND LET THE SACRED CRYSTAL SHINE
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Pictured: me, on my way to fuck your bitch.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Pictured: me, on my way to fuck your bitch.


    Lol, ok Aladdin.
  19. AL-LADdin Yung Blood
    Time to bring this account out for a guest visit.
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by AL-LADdin Time to bring this account out for a guest visit.

    Sup brah, post anal porn of you with Princess Jasmine.

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