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  1. #21
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Detroit is the worst place I've been so far
  2. #22
    4 of us drove to Vegas from Los Angeles, one of the other dudes DAN was a bit weird and had not had sex in years...I told him we'd get him laid in Vegas what with it being legal there.

    I was playing the slots and he kept following me around annoyingly..I told him to go play a machine and he said he didn't gamble..I gave him a roll of quarters and said "there now you're not gambling your money"...anyway he won a couple of hundred with that roll and then he was hooked.

    Few hours later I said "Come on Dan lets go", he said "where" I said "We're going to go get you laid remember". "oh no I'm playing this machine now"...wtf faggot.

    Driving back to L.A. we got stopped at the stateline, they apparently have a problem with bringing fruit and veg from state to state because of fruit flies...the cop or whatever he was flags us down, I rolled down the window and he said

    "Hi, any fruits in the car"

    I pointed at in the back and said "only Dan".
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  3. #23
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol @ only Dan
  4. #24
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Gary, Indiana
    Detroit was bad too.
  5. #25
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ocho Rios. Scary as fudge!
  6. #26
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I’ve never been to a shitty city because my presence improves every city I go to.
  7. #27
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ^Wow. Mind blown 😃😃
  8. #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Ajax I’ve never been to a shitty city because my presence improves every city I go to.

    so even if the whole place was literally made out of shit, literally fucking everything
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Grylls so even if the whole place was literally made out of shit, literally fucking everything

    Ah you've been to Sub Saharan Africa too huh!
  10. #30
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ajax I’ve never been to a shitty city because my presence improves every city I go to.

    The only thing you improve is scrambled eggs when you pour the bacon grease in.
  11. #31
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Grylls so even if the whole place was literally made out of shit, literally fucking everything

    Correct. Because then it would go from a city literally made out of shit to a city literally made out of shit with me in it.

    Originally posted by GGG The only thing you improve is scrambled eggs when you pour the bacon grease in.

    Disgusting.
  12. #32
    Mahmoud Houston
    Karachi. Nuke that shit from orbit and start over, please.

    - 14+ hours power outages

    - Cunts that don't pay their utility bills and the govt literally has no choice but to keep supplying at a loss because supply is provided in blocks and KSC employees are too afraid to go in to cut cables because they'll get confronted by gun toting mobs. This creates the first problem.

    - Motorcycle riding bandits, who will ride up on you and take your shit, sometimes even kill you for no reason. They'll specially target cars at stoplights, weaving in between them, knocking on windows with their guns and taking shit.

    - Somehow simultaneously dusty and humid and rainy.

    - Hot as fuck.

    - Filthy.

    - Smells like shit, specially when it rains. Huge piles of trash in the non-rich areas that turn into trash soup when it rains. There's literally a different civil suhority for the rich areas vs the rest of the shitty city.

    - Political unrest due to the MQM who are political party cum gang operation. Their smokey-the-bear leader sits in London and orders civil unrest in Sindh like a coward.

    - Property values in "nice" areas are retarded.

    - Traffic is unreal. What would normally be a 30 minute drive turns into a 90 minute movie that is narratively focused on the rear window and rearview mirror of the guy in front of you.


    - Urban planning catastrophe. The city just shit out new sections.

    I could go on but fuck that shit city.
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  13. #33
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Trash soup gives me flashbacks
  14. #34
    G African Astronaut
    Detroit
  15. #35
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Prostitution is not legal in Las Vegas.

    OT: Tijuana
  16. #36
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Detroit.
  17. #37
    HTS highlight reel
    Definitely either where I live now, or Detroit. Chicago I know is shitty by reputation, but when I was there it seemed really nice. *shrug*
  18. #38
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Prostitution is not legal in Las Vegas.

    OT: Tijuana

    It's legal in all of Nevada.
  19. #39
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I actually forgot about Detroit

    Detroit is what all of America would be if the democrats had full power at the federal level.
  20. #40
    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Wyoming
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