2019-03-01 at 6:24 PM UTC
Detroit is the worst place I've been so far
2019-03-01 at 6:27 PM UTC
4 of us drove to Vegas from Los Angeles, one of the other dudes DAN was a bit weird and had not had sex in years...I told him we'd get him laid in Vegas what with it being legal there.
I was playing the slots and he kept following me around annoyingly..I told him to go play a machine and he said he didn't gamble..I gave him a roll of quarters and said "there now you're not gambling your money"...anyway he won a couple of hundred with that roll and then he was hooked.
Few hours later I said "Come on Dan lets go", he said "where" I said "We're going to go get you laid remember". "oh no I'm playing this machine now"...wtf faggot.
Driving back to L.A. we got stopped at the stateline, they apparently have a problem with bringing fruit and veg from state to state because of fruit flies...the cop or whatever he was flags us down, I rolled down the window and he said
"Hi, any fruits in the car"
I pointed at in the back and said "only Dan".
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2019-03-01 at 6:39 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Gary, Indiana
Detroit was bad too.
2019-03-01 at 6:42 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Ocho Rios. Scary as fudge!
2019-03-01 at 6:46 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I’ve never been to a shitty city because my presence improves every city I go to.
Karachi. Nuke that shit from orbit and start over, please.
- 14+ hours power outages
- Cunts that don't pay their utility bills and the govt literally has no choice but to keep supplying at a loss because supply is provided in blocks and KSC employees are too afraid to go in to cut cables because they'll get confronted by gun toting mobs. This creates the first problem.
- Motorcycle riding bandits, who will ride up on you and take your shit, sometimes even kill you for no reason. They'll specially target cars at stoplights, weaving in between them, knocking on windows with their guns and taking shit.
- Somehow simultaneously dusty and humid and rainy.
- Hot as fuck.
- Filthy.
- Smells like shit, specially when it rains. Huge piles of trash in the non-rich areas that turn into trash soup when it rains. There's literally a different civil suhority for the rich areas vs the rest of the shitty city.
- Political unrest due to the MQM who are political party cum gang operation. Their smokey-the-bear leader sits in London and orders civil unrest in Sindh like a coward.
- Property values in "nice" areas are retarded.
- Traffic is unreal. What would normally be a 30 minute drive turns into a 90 minute movie that is narratively focused on the rear window and rearview mirror of the guy in front of you.
- Urban planning catastrophe. The city just shit out new sections.
I could go on but fuck that shit city.
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2019-03-01 at 7:10 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
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Trash soup gives me flashbacks
2019-03-01 at 7:42 PM UTC
Prostitution is not legal in Las Vegas.
OT: Tijuana
2019-03-01 at 7:52 PM UTC
Definitely either where I live now, or Detroit. Chicago I know is shitty by reputation, but when I was there it seemed really nice. *shrug*
2019-03-01 at 7:58 PM UTC
I actually forgot about Detroit
Detroit is what all of America would be if the democrats had full power at the federal level.
