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  1. #21
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by Sophie No need to apologize it's your business if you want to be forever alone. Not all girls predatory though, in fact i'd say the majority of them aren't. Of course they expect you to have a good job, this is just basic biology. If you're ever going to have babies she needs to know you can provide for them.

    Yeah maybe when/if I get a decent job I'll give it another shot.

    I've got lots of resentment to get over though.
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok I have a foolproof way to get laid by a perfect 10/10…

    1. Become a furry.
    2. Get a bear costume.
    3. ???
    4. Profit (in sex)…


    Could have sworn i saw this same exact scenario in a CP clip once. There were a lot more things than just a teddy bear but it was kind of fucked up, and if you hear me say that you better believe it was fucked up.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Yeah maybe when/if I get a decent job I'll give it another shot.

    I've got lots of resentment to get over though.

    I consider myself lucky i got rejected by a girl who was really sweet about it. We were friends a long time and i kind of fell in love with her. We were friends in a non-friendzone type of way. Since we were just a bunch of guys and girls who met through happenstance and mutual acquaintances. Anyway, i could tell she cared for me but i was too dense to realize it wasn't in a romantic way so one day. I confessed to her, pretty stressful right? She said no too. But she was so sweet about it, you could tell she really cared about how i felt about it. Lol, she was there right away to provide emotional first aid, may sound silly but she was a sweet girl. Anyway thinking back on it makes me smile, and remember how sweet she was.

    If she would have rejected me cruelly, i probably would have felt a lot of resentment towards her and women in general as well. But she didn't.

    How weird is that, that i look back fondly on a moment that for all intents and purposes should be a sad memory?

    Good times.
  4. #24
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by Sophie I consider myself lucky i got rejected by a girl who was really sweet about it. We were friends a long time and i kind of fell in love with her. We were friends in a non-friendzone type of way. Since we were just a bunch of guys and girls who met through happenstance and mutual acquaintances. Anyway, i could tell she cared for me but i was too dense to realize it wasn't in a romantic way so one day. I confessed to her, pretty stressful right? She said no too. But she was so sweet about it, you could tell she really cared about how i felt about it. Lol, she was there right away to provide emotional first aid, may sound silly but she was a sweet girl. Anyway thinking back on it makes me smile, and remember how sweet she was.

    If she would have rejected me cruelly, i probably would have felt a lot of resentment towards her and women in general as well. But she didn't.

    How weird is that, that i look back fondly on a moment that for all intents and purposes should be a sad memory?

    Good times.

    Kids are so sweet :)
  5. #25
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Anyway it's not even an issue of being rejected or anything. I just expect some basic civility in interactions, and women don't even bother to provide it.

    And it's not just me that says this, if it was I'd accept it was my fault.
  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit




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  7. #27
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Anyway it's not even an issue of being rejected or anything. I just expect some basic civility in interactions, and women don't even bother to provide it.

    And it's not just me that says this, if it was I'd accept it was my fault.

    That's a cultural problem then i suppose. Because wamen aren't like that where i'm at in my experience.

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Kids are so sweet :)

    It was high school so i guess technically we were kids. There was another girl in high school. She liked me and i liked her but, we knew each other for a while but nothing ever came of it, later she started dating a friend of mine. A couple years after that she ended up going missing. Then her body was found in a forest not that far from me. They caught the killer in the end but that was just straight up bizarre.

    It's strange when murder is something you're familiar with only from TV and reading about it. Reality sometimes comes crashing into how you perceive the world. Bizarre is the only way i can describe it, hard to believe but it's true.
  8. #28
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    gadzooks I don't think you have the ability yet
  9. #29
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I've been celibate for close to three years. The last time was a threesome with an Asian nurse. I still don't know if she speaks English.
  10. #30
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT with another human,,, 6 or 7 years,, after 50 who gives a fuck



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  11. #31
    does it count as laid if its not in horizontal position ?
  12. #32
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny does it count as laid if its not in horizontal position ?

    No, people call it a "one-night stand" because they can't wait until they're naked and horizontal. Rates of conception are also different, further supporting the mental divide between sex sitting and standing. I have no idea what we will do when we fuck on the moon, everything will change.
  13. #33
    Mahmoud Houston
    On my way to fuck right now homie
  14. #34
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Zanick I've been celibate for close to three years. The last time was a threesome with an Asian nurse. I still don't know if she speaks English.

    What do you think about when you dream?
  15. #35
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The same things I think otherwise. I never stop dreaming; I never wake up.
  16. #36
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    So you're still sucking dick?


    Bibbity Bee-Bop Full Straights Ahead!
  17. #37
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mashlehash So you're still sucking dick?


    Bibbity Bee-Bop Full Straights Ahead!

    Do you understand the literary note upon women at the time of the sixties when The Beatles were influential?
  18. #38
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Been banging the last couple of weeks.


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  19. #39
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Narc Been banging the last couple of weeks.


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    Does your asshole still hurt?
  20. #40
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Does your asshole still hurt?

    You know I've never done that thing where the chick sticks her finger in my ass or pegs me or anything. Just never had any inclination to even try, just the thought feels really weird to me and fuck how embarrassing would it be if she pulled her finger out and it was dirty or even just a bit stinky. I could never look her in the face again.

    I mean I've stuck enough fingers and stuff in chicks asses tho and thats never actually happened, but with my luck tho, lol. I don't think I'd really get off on it anyway tbph, so fuck it.


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