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  1. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I hosted a dick pageant once on DH.

    It was glorious, Taryn liked mine best
  2. Originally posted by gadzooks Was there a talent portion??

    Did they wear sashes?

    No, I really should have made them work harder.

    But there’s potential to do this right in 2019.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala No, I really should have made them work harder.

    But there’s potential to do this right in 2019.

    Mine won't be able to make it because it's grounded right now.

    I had too much unprotected sex last year so I'm keeping it on lock down for disciplinary reasons.
  4. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    I'd hate to be your inbox the way you keep begging for pics.
  5. Lol it was just judging pictures. I didn’t have sex with everyone.
  6. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol it was just judging pictures. I didn’t have sex with everyone.

    Well not everyone
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol it was just judging pictures. I didn’t have sex with everyone.

    That wasn't part of the judging process?

    What fun is that?
  8. Originally posted by gadzooks That wasn't part of the judging process?

    What fun is that?

    I almost threw up at the end of it all tbh.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I almost threw up at the end of it all tbh.

    How many contestants were there?
  10. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by gadzooks How many contestants were there?

  11. I don’t remember how many pics there ended up being. Probably around 30-40.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t remember how many pics there ended up being. Probably around 30-40.

    That's a lotta cocks.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Or pull a vinny and just draw mouse ears on it and make it your avatar.

    At least it's a bit more palatable that way, and it only takes up the space of a tiny box.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    I most definitely did not mean for eating.

    Although I hear human penises are a delicacy in some regions.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *posts dick on a bun*
  16. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Is gadzooks the resident gay?
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    corky u rude bitch
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Who Is gadzooks the resident gay?

    For the umpteenth time, getting your dick sucked by another dude is NOT GAY.

    The one sucking is the real gay.

    I just close my eyes and pretend it's a chick.
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks It's not even just about it being a dick, I don't want to see vaginas either.

    I mean..... I would not be against the female posters here sharing what they have between their legs. I have posted my dick on here before.

    It's like a trust thing. I show you my dick, you show me your pussy or whatever. It doesn't have to be sexual
  20. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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