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Colorado jogger kills mountain lion with his BEAR HANDS

  1. #21
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just white people i guess,

    we asians have more fast twitch muscles than white peoples.

    negrows too but they lacked the processing power in their brain to control these fast twitching muscles as fast so ….

    It's a roll of the dice. Animals still have quite a bit more fast twitch than even elite level west african sprinters. I did notice a difference sparring with asians and blacks though. It was great to have a black coach on the dynamic pads because of how accurate they were. They were able to time it perfectly with my punches so it sounded like a bomb going off. That gets you real fired up. I was trained by people from all over the world, africans, hispanics, whites, asians. They all have their unique contributions, but I could knock any of them out pretty easily and just generally man-handle anyone if I really wanted to. I am ridiculously fast. It's possible I am the fastest living human and I am mostly(maybe entirely) white. I'd like to find out what genes I have that contribute to that, now that you mention it. Bruce Lee was part german like me, and could move so fast he couldn't be caught on camera. I have that too. I am also part german. Strangely I don't think most germans are very fast, so I don't know what it has to do with it. I would say mixed race people would probably end up being the fastest people in the world but it is a roll of the dice like I said. Asians aren't usually aggressive enough in competition. Never actually been impressed with anyone's speed compared to my own, regardless of what race they were.

    There's supposedly a race of aliens that move ridiculously fast that have been interbreeding with humans a long time. "Tall whites". Every time I get on a scale, I weigh less than I should. That is apparently also the case with these aliens. I have a lot of other similarities with the descriptions of their physical(and mental) attributes. Who knows.... I am pretty sure they've been splicing humans with animals as well.

    Translation from French to English of original blog by Pierre-Jean Vazel in Le Monde: http://vazel.blog.lemonde.fr/2015/03/20/les-fibres-super-rapides-le-secret-des-etoiles-du-sprint/

    What do a sprinter, a lion and an astronaut have in common ? The answer can be found in their muscles: they all have a similar proportion of super fast-twitch fibres. Among the wide variety of muscular profiles, the quality of the fibres of the world’s fastest athletes is closer to that of big cats, people spending time in space or even those suffering from spinal cord injuries! Dr. Scott Trappe, Director of the Human Performance Laboratory at Ball State University (Indiana) and NASA researcher, explains these unexpected similarities after analysing a sample taken from the thigh muscle of Colin Jackson, 60m hurdles World Record holder (7.30 seconds). His paper “Skeletal Muscle Signature of a Champion Sprint Runner”, just published in the Journal of Applied Physiology, constitutes the first description in a scientific review of the muscle fibre composition of a world class sprinter.

    That's pretty crazy. Didn't know any of this till you mentioned the differences between races. That may partially explain why I'm able to move so fast. Tall Whites being in space so much might partially also explain their speed. Hmm
  2. #22
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers It's a roll of the dice. Animals still have quite a bit more fast twitch than even elite level west african sprinters. I did notice a difference sparring with asians and blacks though. It was great to have a black coach on the dynamic pads because of how accurate they were. They were able to time it perfectly with my punches so it sounded like a bomb going off. That gets you real fired up. I was trained by people from all over the world, africans, hispanics, whites, asians. They all have their unique contributions, but I could knock any of them out pretty easily and just generally man-handle anyone if I really wanted to. I am ridiculously fast. It's possible I am the fastest living human and I am mostly(maybe entirely) white. I'd like to find out what genes I have that contribute to that, now that you mention it. Bruce Lee was part german like me, and could move so fast he couldn't be caught on camera. I have that too. I am also part german. Strangely I don't think most germans are very fast, so I don't know what it has to do with it. I would say mixed race people would probably end up being the fastest people in the world but it is a roll of the dice like I said. Asians aren't usually aggressive enough in competition. Never actually been impressed with anyone's speed compared to my own, regardless of what race they were.

    There's supposedly a race of aliens that move ridiculously fast that have been interbreeding with humans a long time. "Tall whites". Every time I get on a scale, I weigh less than I should. That is apparently also the case with these aliens. I have a lot of other similarities with the descriptions of their physical(and mental) attributes. Who knows…. I am pretty sure they've been splicing humans with animals as well.



    That's pretty crazy. Didn't know any of this till you mentioned the differences between races. That may partially explain why I'm able to move so fast. Tall Whites being in space so much might partially also explain their speed. Hmm

    its not just about moving fast, but reacting fast.

    like catching a little ball at high speed.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just white people i guess,

    we asians have smaller willies than white peoples.

    negrows too

    Try to stay on Topic young benny or at least tell us something we don't already know.
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ends up it was a kitten and there were two more. The mother was probably run over. The two still alive were transported to a sanctuary and will be released back into the wild at a later time.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try to stay on Topic young benny or at least tell us something we don't already know.

    my penis is always on your mind.
  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    But...it's always in YOUR HAND!
  7. #27
    mind uber matter
  8. #28
    I don't mind and you don't matter...as me old mum used to say
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't mind and you don't matter…as me old mum used to say

    what the both of you were doing at that time ?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what the both of you were doing at that time ?

    Performing a quirkafleeg
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    quirkafleeg

    A somersault, followed by wild flailing of the legs after the somersault is completed.

    Example: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries and does a quirkafleeg*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL quirkafleeg

    A somersault, followed by wild flailing of the legs after the somersault is completed.

    Example: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries and does a quirkafleeg*

    Sounds like a tantrum....
  13. #33
    Originally posted by -SpectraL quirkafleeg

    A somersault, followed by wild flailing of the legs after the somersault is completed.

    Example: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries and does a quirkafleeg*

    i thought thats some mother-son incest related thing.
  14. #34
    🐿 African Astronaut
    A fucking 20lb baby. My fat ass cat weighs more then that.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by 🐿 A fucking 20lb baby. My fat ass cat weighs more then that.

    yum yum.
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 🐿 A fucking 20lb baby. My fat ass cat weighs more then that.

    The victim vividly described the horrific attack from the kitten.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The victim vividly described the horrific attack from the kitten.

    like how smollet did ?
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny like how smollet did ?

    The "victim" described how the kitten latched its claws onto his dick and ballsack and wouldn't let go, then bit down on his hand.
  19. #39
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    At that point, the pain was so intense, he had to strangle it.
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