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Colorado jogger kills mountain lion with his BEAR HANDS
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2019-02-05 at 6:46 PM UTC
Colorado jogger kills a mountain lion with his BARE HANDS after it attacked him on a running trail and bit on the face, back, legs and arms
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6668795/Colorado-jogger-fends-kills-mountain-lion-rural-trail.html
The man was jogging on the West Ridge of the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space
He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion but killed it in 'self-defense'
The unidentified jogger sustained non-life-threatening injuries on Monday
A Colorado jogger fought off a mountain lion in the foothills of Horsetooth Mountain on Monday, suffering severe bites before he killed the wild animal in self-defense, authorities said.
The man, who was not identified, was jogging on a trail on the West Ridge of the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space, a mountain park about 66 miles northwest of Denver.
The mountain lion attacked him from behind, biting and clawing the man's face, back, legs and arms, the Colorado Parks and Wildlife and the Larimer County Department of Natural Resources said in a joint release, late on Monday.
Some Bruce Lee shit. -
2019-02-05 at 7:54 PM UTCThat's manly & hot!😍The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-05 at 8:13 PM UTCProbably a feral house cat
Everyone in Colorado is high as fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-05 at 8:53 PM UTC"He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion"
Wow what a hero..he killed a kitten that probably just wanted to play... -
2019-02-05 at 9 PM UTC
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2019-02-05 at 9:03 PM UTCAwww
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2019-02-05 at 10 PM UTCDid he get to keep the skin?
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2019-02-06 at 2:11 AM UTCTry a bear. They're a LOT tougher and last a LOT longer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-26 at 6:38 PM UTChttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6747073/Colorado-runner-Travis-Kauffman-relives-mountain-lion-attack.html
I don't understand how you can kill a mountain lion by standing on it. It seems like it would be thrashing around quite a lot. Bass Ruten had said the only way to kill an african lion without a weapon is a rear naked choke. Hmm. -
2019-02-26 at 6:40 PM UTC
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2019-02-26 at 6:44 PM UTCNot sure how being rear naked is going to help the choking
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2019-02-26 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2019-02-26 at 6:49 PM UTC😙
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2019-02-26 at 6:54 PM UTCI just read part of it, and it sounds like the mountain lion sort of killed itself by not letting go of the guys wrist. If he'd let go, he could've got the guys foot off his neck.
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2019-03-01 at 2:25 PM UTCBoy did I call this or what...
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion"
Wow what a hero..he killed a kitten that probably just wanted to play…
Mountain lion Colorado runner killed was young kitten, officials say
https://www.foxnews.com/us/mountain-lion-colorado-runner-killed-was-young-kitten-officials-say -
2019-03-01 at 3:09 PM UTCFaggot should have died, that "Lion" was probably hungry.
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2019-03-01 at 4:05 PM UTCThe lion was about 24 inches long from head to tail, and about a foot tall.
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2019-03-01 at 5:51 PM UTCi hope this was staged.
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2019-03-01 at 10:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope this was staged.
Sounds like he might be a jedi, so perhaps. The Mossad's motto is wage war by means of deception. It's not just the mossad, it's a cultural thing with jedis. I don't really have anything against them for it. If they don't do it, someone else will. That's why MKULTRA is / was important.
Apparently according to the autopsy, it was about half the size of an adult Cougar. But even a house cat can fuck someone up really bad if it actually wants to. I don't know if you've seen the footage of guys leaking blood all over the place when they have to catch a feral cat. This was still quite a bit bigger than a house cat.
EDIT: another example of a small animal that can easily fuck you up real bad is a fox. They're not very big, but if they go rabid they're extremely dange,rous because of how agile, fast and strong they are along with razor sharp claws. Trust me, if a rabid fox attacked any of you, you would probably be screaming like a bitch. Same with a juvenile mountain lion. It ain't gonna be pretty.
Humans are fragile and soft due to evolving with 'civilization'. An adult chimpanzee doesn't weigh very much but has the strength of over 20 grown men, and can literally rip your limbs off and beat/sodomize you with it. Animals are much tougher than humans, pound for pound. Cats also have quite a bit more 'fast twitch' muscle fibers than humans.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-02 at 5:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Sounds like he might be a jedi, so perhaps. The Mossad's motto is wage war by means of deception. It's not just the mossad, it's a cultural thing with jedis. I don't really have anything against them for it. If they don't do it, someone else will. That's why MKULTRA is / was important.
Apparently according to the autopsy, it was about half the size of an adult Cougar. But even a house cat can fuck someone up really bad if it actually wants to. I don't know if you've seen the footage of guys leaking blood all over the place when they have to catch a feral cat. This was still quite a bit bigger than a house cat.
EDIT: another example of a small animal that can easily fuck you up real bad is a fox. They're not very big, but if they go rabid they're extremely dange,rous because of how agile, fast and strong they are along with razor sharp claws. Trust me, if a rabid fox attacked any of you, you would probably be screaming like a bitch. Same with a juvenile mountain lion. It ain't gonna be pretty.
Humans are fragile and soft due to evolving with 'civilization'. An adult chimpanzee doesn't weigh very much but has the strength of over 20 grown men, and can literally rip your limbs off and beat/sodomize you with it. Animals are much tougher than humans, pound for pound. Cats also have quite a bit more 'fast twitch' muscle fibers than humans.
just white people i guess,
we asians have more fast twitch muscles than white peoples.
negrows too but they lacked the processing power in their brain to control these fast twitching muscles as fast so ....
