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Colorado jogger kills mountain lion with his BEAR HANDS

  1. We'reAllBrownNosers Tuskegee Airman
    Colorado jogger kills a mountain lion with his BARE HANDS after it attacked him on a running trail and bit on the face, back, legs and arms
    The man was jogging on the West Ridge of the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space
    He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion but killed it in 'self-defense'
    The unidentified jogger sustained non-life-threatening injuries on Monday

    A Colorado jogger fought off a mountain lion in the foothills of Horsetooth Mountain on Monday, suffering severe bites before he killed the wild animal in self-defense, authorities said.

    The man, who was not identified, was jogging on a trail on the West Ridge of the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space, a mountain park about 66 miles northwest of Denver.

    The mountain lion attacked him from behind, biting and clawing the man's face, back, legs and arms, the Colorado Parks and Wildlife and the Larimer County Department of Natural Resources said in a joint release, late on Monday.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6668795/Colorado-jogger-fends-kills-mountain-lion-rural-trail.html

    Some Bruce Lee shit.
  2. tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That's manly & hot!😍
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  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Probably a feral house cat

    Everyone in Colorado is high as fuck
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  4. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    "He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion"

    Wow what a hero..he killed a kitten that probably just wanted to play...
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson .he killed a kitten that probably just wanted to play…

    😢

  6. itybit Tuskegee Airman [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Awww
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Did he get to keep the skin?
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Try a bear. They're a LOT tougher and last a LOT longer.
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  9. We'reAllBrownNosers Tuskegee Airman
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6747073/Colorado-runner-Travis-Kauffman-relives-mountain-lion-attack.html

    I don't understand how you can kill a mountain lion by standing on it. It seems like it would be thrashing around quite a lot. Bass Ruten had said the only way to kill an african lion without a weapon is a rear naked choke. Hmm.
  10. Grylls African Astronaut [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Archer513 😢


    LEETLE FAGGOT DOGS
  11. tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Not sure how being rear naked is going to help the choking
  12. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Not sure how being rear naked is going to help the choking

    Thinking about last night again huh babe?
  13. tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😙
  14. We'reAllBrownNosers Tuskegee Airman
    I just read part of it, and it sounds like the mountain lion sort of killed itself by not letting go of the guys wrist. If he'd let go, he could've got the guys foot off his neck.
  15. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Boy did I call this or what...

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion"

    Wow what a hero..he killed a kitten that probably just wanted to play…


    Mountain lion Colorado runner killed was young kitten, officials say

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/mountain-lion-colorado-runner-killed-was-young-kitten-officials-say
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Faggot should have died, that "Lion" was probably hungry.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The lion was about 24 inches long from head to tail, and about a foot tall.
  18. vindicktive vinny Naturally Camouflaged
    i hope this was staged.
  19. We'reAllBrownNosers Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope this was staged.

    Sounds like he might be a jedi, so perhaps. The Mossad's motto is wage war by means of deception. It's not just the mossad, it's a cultural thing with jedis. I don't really have anything against them for it. If they don't do it, someone else will. That's why MKULTRA is / was important.

    Apparently according to the autopsy, it was about half the size of an adult Cougar. But even a house cat can fuck someone up really bad if it actually wants to. I don't know if you've seen the footage of guys leaking blood all over the place when they have to catch a feral cat. This was still quite a bit bigger than a house cat.

    EDIT: another example of a small animal that can easily fuck you up real bad is a fox. They're not very big, but if they go rabid they're extremely dange,rous because of how agile, fast and strong they are along with razor sharp claws. Trust me, if a rabid fox attacked any of you, you would probably be screaming like a bitch. Same with a juvenile mountain lion. It ain't gonna be pretty.

    Humans are fragile and soft due to evolving with 'civilization'. An adult chimpanzee doesn't weigh very much but has the strength of over 20 grown men, and can literally rip your limbs off and beat/sodomize you with it. Animals are much tougher than humans, pound for pound. Cats also have quite a bit more 'fast twitch' muscle fibers than humans.
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  20. vindicktive vinny Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Sounds like he might be a jedi, so perhaps. The Mossad's motto is wage war by means of deception. It's not just the mossad, it's a cultural thing with jedis. I don't really have anything against them for it. If they don't do it, someone else will. That's why MKULTRA is / was important.

    Apparently according to the autopsy, it was about half the size of an adult Cougar. But even a house cat can fuck someone up really bad if it actually wants to. I don't know if you've seen the footage of guys leaking blood all over the place when they have to catch a feral cat. This was still quite a bit bigger than a house cat.

    EDIT: another example of a small animal that can easily fuck you up real bad is a fox. They're not very big, but if they go rabid they're extremely dange,rous because of how agile, fast and strong they are along with razor sharp claws. Trust me, if a rabid fox attacked any of you, you would probably be screaming like a bitch. Same with a juvenile mountain lion. It ain't gonna be pretty.

    Humans are fragile and soft due to evolving with 'civilization'. An adult chimpanzee doesn't weigh very much but has the strength of over 20 grown men, and can literally rip your limbs off and beat/sodomize you with it. Animals are much tougher than humans, pound for pound. Cats also have quite a bit more 'fast twitch' muscle fibers than humans.

    just white people i guess,

    we asians have more fast twitch muscles than white peoples.

    negrows too but they lacked the processing power in their brain to control these fast twitching muscles as fast so ....
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