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Colorado jogger kills mountain lion with his BEAR HANDS

  1. We'reAllBrownNosers Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by None Colorado jogger kills a mountain lion with his BARE HANDS after it attacked him on a running trail and bit on the face, back, legs and arms
    The man was jogging on the West Ridge of the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space
    He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion but killed it in 'self-defense'
    The unidentified jogger sustained non-life-threatening injuries on Monday

    A Colorado jogger fought off a mountain lion in the foothills of Horsetooth Mountain on Monday, suffering severe bites before he killed the wild animal in self-defense, authorities said.

    The man, who was not identified, was jogging on a trail on the West Ridge of the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space, a mountain park about 66 miles northwest of Denver.

    The mountain lion attacked him from behind, biting and clawing the man's face, back, legs and arms, the Colorado Parks and Wildlife and the Larimer County Department of Natural Resources said in a joint release, late on Monday.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6668795/Colorado-jogger-fends-kills-mountain-lion-rural-trail.html

    Some Bruce Lee shit.
  2. tee hee hee African Astronaut [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That's manly & hot!😍
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  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Probably a feral house cat

    Everyone in Colorado is high as fuck
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  4. Jiggaboo_Johnson Naturally Camouflaged
    "He was attacked from behind by the juvenile lion"

    Wow what a hero..he killed a kitten that probably just wanted to play...
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson .he killed a kitten that probably just wanted to play…

    😢

  6. itybit Tuskegee Airman [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Awww
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Did he get to keep the skin?
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Try a bear. They're a LOT tougher and last a LOT longer.
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