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Ima make it into elite smash if it kills me

  1. #21
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    You will never even be near the top 1000 players
    #1 the game has far too many players especially esports players
    #2 you are most likely really lousy at the game just like everything else
  2. #22
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    1. I think ES is bigger than top 1k players, I like it's like the top 20% or something.
    2. I'm better than you at literally everything lol.
  3. #23
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny 2. I'm better than you at literally everything lol.

    The only thing you're better at than me is being an insufferable chubster who's only accomplishment at life is being a wage slave for satanic homosexual jedis in California and creating a cheap little totse clone
  4. #24
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    I am literally what you little humans refer to as "God"
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria The only thing you're better at than me is being an insufferable chubster who's only accomplishment at life is being a wage slave for satanic homosexual jedis in California and creating a cheap little totse clone

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria I am literally what you little humans refer to as "God"

    Nice alt, post your smash main
  6. #26
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria The only thing you're better at than me is being an insufferable chubster who's only accomplishment at life is being a wage slave for satanic homosexual jedis in California and creating a cheap little totse clone

    wrong, I'm better than you at everything lol
  7. #27
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny wrong, I'm better than you at everything lol

    You're just retarded
  8. #28
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria You're just retarded

    you've fucked up everything you've ever tried to do. You have schizophrenia.
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny wrong, I'm better than you at everything lol

    prove it.

    show me that youre better at sucking the cock while you deepthroat the head of my dick as i t­urn your thoracic cavity into a semen superfund site.
  10. #30
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    go away creepoid
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny go away creepoid

    im going to go way up your asshole with my cock and youre going to purr like a nasty kitten the entire time.

    you dirty nigger faggot whore bitch
  12. #32
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock im going to go way up your asshole with my cock and youre going to purr like a nasty kitten the entire time.

    you dirty nigger faggot whore bitch

    go away you gay creepoid
  13. #33
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny you've fucked up everything you've ever tried to do. You have schizophrenia.

    No and no
  14. #34
    Beetlesiri Houston [enlighten my devil-may-care transplanting]
    Rainbow Brigade.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Lanny They started drug testing as CS:GO majors because stimulant abuse was getting to be fairly common. I imagine the the larger FGC games do at least occasionally as well.

    Fairly recently there was a melee player accused of taking adderall for performance enhancement, but the person making the accusation was the girlfriend of the guy who lost to him in grand finals so people haven't taken it too seriously. Prize pools are still small enough that it's kinda assumed no one cares enough to take drugs to try to win.



    I've never played a full game of starcraft in my life. Not a white man's game.

    lol what? why is it not a white mans game? im white and i play all the time.

    actually i see what you mean. asian video games tend to require the player to know a shitload of information so that you can prove your mentally stronger whereas american video games are generally more about getting that quick dopamine release from fragging some noob
  16. #36
    boy this is the time of our lives, isn't it?
  17. #37
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol what? why is it not a white mans game? im white and i play all the time.

    actually i see what you mean. asian video games tend to require the player to know a shitload of information so that you can prove your mentally stronger whereas american video games are generally more about getting that quick dopamine release from fragging some noob

    I mean yeah, I believe people when they say it's a mentally challenging game, it's just a game that's undeniably owned by the koreans and it's an open secret that having korean ancestry is a competitive advantage.
  18. #38
    true multiplayer role playing games (where you actually have to roleplay) are the pinnacle of gaming.

    I spent a great chunkk of middle and high school playing GTA:SAMP servers.
  19. #39
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Rust is a multiplayer role playing game, everyone role plays naked assholes one unlocked door away from murdering people in their sleep and looting their corpses. People are really good at playing those roles.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Lanny I mean yeah, I believe people when they say it's a mentally challenging game, it's just a game that's undeniably owned by the koreans and it's an open secret that having korean ancestry is a competitive advantage.

    well my gf is korean and i can destroy her lol
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