Santa Claus should be gender neutral

1. 2018-12-18 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #21
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Mrs Claus needs a bigger role in Christmas because right now she's just a mysoginists wet dream
2. 2018-12-18 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #22
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG I think it would be more inclusive towards women.

   
   It doesnt work like that. It's only sexist if its bad for females. Just like its only racist if its bad for a non-white. This is america.
3. 2018-12-18 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #23
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   So you want tranny clause? Should it be a mix of black/Asian/Indian and whoever else you can contract to breed this beast.
   
   Would the public consent to giving out keys so the intruder doesn’t break in through the chimney? This could enable some burglars.
   
   The cookies should be gluten free vegan cardboard disks
   
   Is mrs Claus now nongender too
   
   Do they have non binary orgies with the elves.
   
   Currently the elves are slaves, perhaps they could be freed and create a union.
   
   Maybe the reindeer should drive the sleigh while tranny santy and zer’s partner will pull it.
   
   Where does it fucking end. Christmas is a tradition STFU and deal with it fag
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4. 2018-12-18 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Loing African Astronaut
   Satna is MAN
5. 2018-12-18 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #25
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Maybe OP has been writing letters every year and never had a response or even a gift creating this resent for the holiday
6. 2018-12-18 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #26
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by esbity It doesnt work like that. It's only sexist if its bad for females. Just like its only racist if its bad for a non-white. This is america.

   
   Christmas has been discriminatory towards women for a LONG time
7. 2018-12-18 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #27
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Ughhu So you want tranny clause? Should it be a mix of black/Asian/Indian and whoever else you can contract to breed this beast.
   
   Would the public consent to giving out keys so the intruder doesn’t break in through the chimney? This could enable some burglars.
   
   The cookies should be gluten free vegan cardboard disks
   
   Is mrs Claus now nongender too
   
   Do they have non binary orgies with the elves.
   
   Currently the elves are slaves, perhaps they could be freed and create a union.
   
   Maybe the reindeer should drive the sleigh while tranny santy and zer’s partner will pull it.
   
   Where does it fucking end. Christmas is a tradition STFU and deal with it fag

   
   No... Mrs claus can remain female. The problem is with Santa
   
   And don't make this a race issue. Nobody mentioned race.
8. 2018-12-18 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #28
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   The Easter bunny is next.
9. 2018-12-18 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG The easter bunny is gender neutral

10. 2018-12-18 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #30
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by GGG No… Mrs claus can remain female. The problem is with Santa

    
    Wow, what year do you think this is? 2015? One step forward, two steps back if you ask me. Making Mrs. Claus cis-gendered is the new face of white supremacy, you backwards ass bigot.
11. 2018-12-18 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #31
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    I’d say if it bothers you that much just slit your wrists. But hey opinions are like assholes everyone has one
12. 2018-12-18 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What if you DON’T have an asshole?
13. 2018-12-18 at 8:38 AM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Yeahyeahyeah like I give a fuck what all the other cucks on this cunthole island do, lol.
    
    Disappoint banny?

    
    i cared even less than you but it amuses me to see that your life is affected by women and men who look up to other women and living under their influences.
14. 2018-12-18 at 8:38 AM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Santa is retarded. What kind of cuck spends his hard earned money on gifts for his kid and then gives the credit to some imaginary motherfucker who doesn't even exist?

    
    a hardcore pedo.
    
    thats what.
15. 2018-12-18 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    son : dad ! somebody stacked me on the bed in my room last night and now my poopoo hurts.
    
    dad : that mustve been santa. god damn, im gonna kill him if i see him.
16. 2018-12-18 at 9:45 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by GGG Women need a strong female role model. Santa is a dude. Little girls have NOBODY to look up to during the holidays.
    
    The easter bunny is gender neutral and it's a good solid holiday that people don't feel left out of.

    
    Santa isn't the only role model in the world, in fact there are many. So are you proposing making every single role model ever to be gender neutral, or just Santa? If so then why Santa in particular?
    
    
    
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17. 2018-12-18 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Santa Claus is the archetype of the white male, giving all the 56%er scum like OP things even when they don't deserve it, and even hate him for it.
    
    He should be a big ghetto black woman, instead of coming to visit children she should walk around with a huge swarm of niglets, and instead of giving presents she should take them away from people, being all like "gibs me dat" to other people's stuff, and on Christmas she disappears to get her nails did.
18. 2018-12-18 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Loing Santa Claus.
    
    Saint Nicholas.
    
    Saint. Ni. Cholas.
    
    He is man dipshit. Loing eat u.

    
    Santa Claus and Saint Nicholas are/were not the same.
    
    Saint Nicholas didn't live at the north pole with elves and he didn't have a magical sleigh lead by reindeers either.
19. 2018-12-18 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #39
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Narc Santa isn't the only role model in the world, in fact there are many. So are you proposing making every single role model ever to be gender neutral, or just Santa? If so then why Santa in particular?
    
    
    
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    No. Just the big mythical ones like Santa.
    
    What do you guys have against this? Is it so hard just to not say 'he'
20. 2018-12-18 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Loing African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Santa Claus and Saint Nicholas are/were not the same.
    
    Saint Nicholas didn't live at the north pole with elves and he didn't have a magical sleigh lead by reindeers either.

    
    Prett sure Saint Nichola didn kill demon tree or reanimate pickle children either. It's an evolution of an existing mythical figure. His penis is canon.