Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?

1. 2018-12-02 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i got shit to fucking do, like yell at people on the internet

   
   Yeah, I know how that is.. Good answer..
2. 2018-12-02 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box no, it doesn't, not at all. i can't even count how many times a blowjob was awkwardly slowed down because i had to move a bunch of hair out of a chicks face. that shit doesn't happen with short hair.

   
   they're not your hairs. ignore it.
   
   do you also move pussy hairs out of the way before you fuck it ?
3. 2018-12-02 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they're not your hairs. ignore it.
   
   do you also move pussy hairs out of the way before you fuck it ?

   
   you've never had a blowjob
4. 2018-12-02 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you probably shave your chest hair just to seem symmetric and smooth

   
   I shave my chest, shoulder, dick, back, neck, and face hair to be symmetric faget. fight me when I am silky smooth except for my forearms and calves. The tiny hairs will grapple you and once I have you, you're mine
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2018-12-02 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Grimace I shave my chest, shoulder, dick, back, neck, and face hair to be symmetric faget. fight me when I am silky smooth except for my forearms and calves. The tiny hairs will grapple you and once I have you, you're mine

   
   aren't you italian or something? gross. I don't touch foreigners.
6. 2018-12-03 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i got shit to fucking do, like yell at people on the internet

   
   yeah, tbh redosing blowjobs by getting close, slowing it down, and going at it again doesnt work all that great.
   
   getting it all on the first go (AKA speed fucking) is actually more pleasurable sometimes
7. 2018-12-03 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #47
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   lesbians
8. 2018-12-03 at 4:24 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by Grimace I know this doesn't mean much to you, but to everyone who isn't gay/bisexual/trans nature, there IS a level of attraction to hair length in terms of what men look for in women as a general standpoint. Of course there are going to be exclusions to the rule, but in general, men like women with long hair. In general, long hair is seen as a sign of beauty. IN GENERAL. A lot of different factions like to try and turn that into a political thing by shaving it all off or whatever and that's fine - you just made yourself a little less attractive. I would still be attracted to a bald headed woman, but the long hair is definitely a plus.
   
   Besides, if you're taking up the viewpoint of a hard left misogynist-victim, why haven't you shaved your head already? Why have you consistently maintained those long, amber locks akin to Dave Mustaine? It's because you know it makes you look more feminine. If you was really "about it-bout it", you'd shave your head and still be the tran you always hoped to be and be just as happy. And scron would see you just as attractive.
   
   So the challenge now is: shave your head bald. With a razor. You have nothing to lose, after all.

   
   I was starting to come out reading this until I noticed the megadeth reference! Fuck yeah!! Even tho he is a bit of a bible thumper pussy now.
9. 2018-12-03 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #49
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   What’s super sexy is the half way shave. Long hair one side shaved on the other.
10. 2018-12-03 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My hair is the longest it’s ever been in my life.
11. 2018-12-03 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #51
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I have long, silky hair.
12. 2018-12-03 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #52
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I have long, silky hair.

    
    What kind of conditioner you use?
13. 2018-12-03 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Ughhu What kind of conditioner you use?

    
    Philosophy Shear Splendor Extra Silky
14. 2018-12-03 at 5 AM UTC

    #54
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Silky smooth.
    I miss my long hair. Except when it’s hot out or washing it or getting it in my eyes. Maybe it wasn’t all that great other than snowboarding and biking really fast
15. 2018-12-03 at 6:53 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you've never had a blowjob

    
    getting it from your mom doesnt count.
16. 2018-12-03 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #56
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you've never had a blowjob

    
    We can.
17. 2018-12-03 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #57
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    We will
18. 2018-12-03 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mikeyagain It wouldn't be deflated if she would pick up her skank game…

    
    Do you have a wife Mikey?..I bet she's a fat one huh.
19. 2018-12-03 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #59
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ughhu What’s super sexy is the half way shave. Long hair one side shaved on the other.

    
    Ugly as fuck
20. 2018-12-04 at 9 AM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wpmen with buzz cuts are hot
    
    Shame that they're all completely insufferable though