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Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?

  1. #21
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    no i have, and you just end up with tangled mess and you're trying to pull her hair out of her mouth while she's sucking your dick. short haired chicks are great for getting head.
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  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A woman's hair is her glory. That's why the perverted leftists want to desecrate and eliminate it. Destroy the family unit. Destroy the minds of the youth in their early stages. Promote sex and indulgence and lawlessness. Sodom and Gomorrah all over again. That's why their end is coming, and it's coming fast.
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  3. #23
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL A woman's hair is her glory. That's why the perverted leftists want to desecrate and eliminate it. Destroy the family unit. Destroy the minds of the youth in their early stages. Promote sex and indulgence and lawlessness. Sodom and Gomorrah all over again. That's why their end is coming, and it's coming fast.

    a man's hair is his glory. that's why delilah cut off samson's hair.

    wait what were we talking about??
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box a man's hair is his glory. that's why delilah cut off samson's hair.

    wait what were we talking about??

    His strength was in his hair, not his glory.

    Leftist dykes. We were talking about leftist dykes.
  5. #25
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL His strength was in his hair, not his glory.

    Leftist dykes. We were talking about leftist dykes.

    I'm talking about the samson option. if you try to cut my hair I'm going to nuke Israel.
  6. #26
    Technologist victim of incest
    I don’t like short hair for me. I had it short most of my youth because naturally curly hair is fucking unmanageable. I’ve found ways to take better care of it, so it’s been long since my 20s. My older sister said women should get short hair in their 30s. Ahhhh, no!
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  7. #27
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Technologist I don’t like short hair for me. I had it short most of my youth because naturally curly hair is fucking unmanageable. I’ve found ways to take better care of it, so it’s been long since my 20s. My older sister said women should get short hair in their 30s. Ahhhh, no!

    are you niggerish or jedi?
  8. #28
    Technologist victim of incest
    Nope, whiter than a blue blood Englishman. Blonde hair blue eyes little European girl. Well actually tall, that’s probably the 4% Scandinavian in me.
  9. #29
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Technologist Nope, whiter than a blue blood Englishman. Blonde hair blue eyes little European girl. Well actually tall, that’s probably the 4% Scandinavian in me.

    this is why we need white genocide.
  10. #30
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yeahhhhhh, White genocide! Let’s do it!
  11. #31
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    you first, lovely lady.
  12. #32
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS Are you seriously implying that I'm not really about 'bout it? How dare you! I'll have you know I'm the most 'bout it of all who are about it. You fucking chauvinist pig. 😂


    Yes. I am.

    Dave Mustaine.

    Shave that head.
  13. #33
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Grimace Yes. I am.

    Dave Mustaine.

    Shave that head.

    bald ass niggas trying to bring everyone down to their level. get a life baldie!
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  14. #34
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box bald ass niggas trying to bring everyone down to their level. get a life baldie!

    SHAVE YOUR HEAD THEN COME AT ME, LONG LOCKS!
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  15. #35
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Grimace SHAVE YOUR HEAD THEN COME AT ME, LONG LOCKS!

    you probably shave your chest hair just to seem symmetric and smooth
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box no i have, and you just end up with tangled mess and you're trying to pull her hair out of her mouth while she's sucking your dick. short haired chicks are great for getting head.

    no, either your doing it wrong or you prefer men.

    hair grabing works the same for long and short hair.
  17. #37
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, either your doing it wrong or you prefer men.

    hair grabing works the same for long and short hair.

    no, it doesn't, not at all. i can't even count how many times a blowjob was awkwardly slowed down because i had to move a bunch of hair out of a chicks face. that shit doesn't happen with short hair.
  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box and what's with all these chicks with chest hair?

    Lol. 🙃
  19. #39
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box no, it doesn't, not at all. i can't even count how many times a blowjob was awkwardly slowed down because i had to move a bunch of hair out of a chicks face. that shit doesn't happen with short hair.

    What's the rush??
  20. #40
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain What's the rush??

    i got shit to fucking do, like yell at people on the internet
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