To satisfy my cravings. Furthermore, my natural tan is fading and I am starting to look deathly pale... Folks, should I give in to temptation... and enter a cancer (tanning) booth?
Originally posted by WellHung
To satisfy my cravings. Furthermore, my natural tan is fading and I am starting to look deathly pale… Folks, should I give in to temptation… and enter a cancer (tanning) booth?
Living in modern society with all it's modern conveniences is a daily dalliance with death. Even your pillow can give you cancer induced flashbacks to Nam.
I say go ahead and live on the edge and get that EZ tan membership.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Living in modern society with all it's modern conveniences is a daily dalliance with death. Even your pillow can give you cancer induced flashbacks to Nam.
I say go ahead and live on the edge and get that EZ tan membership.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
people who cares about the asthetics of their skin color are either a female, of a faggot.
specifically a beta faggot.
The tan is actually a secondary benefit (Even though I realize it is technically skin damage). The primary reason I crave sunlight (especially those rays of an angle of incidence 40° or greater) is that it causes endorphins and serotonin to be generated in my body. My body does not produce enough serotonin, on average, throughout the calendar year, at my location. Hence, my diagnosis of Major Depressive Disorder. Neurotransmitters are important, nigger. 👍🤙🤟
