2018-11-14 at 11:12 PM UTC
Say you had to you HAD to fight someone til one of you die and you're both equal in physical stuff and you don't get any weapons what do you think your technique would be to win?
I feel like I'd probably try to fucking gouge their eyes out as soon as I could and then when they're writhing in pain I'd get all jacked up on the testosterone rush and try and snap their neck real quick.
2018-11-14 at 11:14 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
I'm not a fighter -- I'm a lover.
2018-11-14 at 11:15 PM UTC
So you'd instantly lose. K
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2018-11-14 at 11:16 PM UTC
Sweep the leg and karate chop the throat.
Double Lariat followed by a roundhouse kick
2018-11-14 at 11:17 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
this may seriously incriminate me so i refuse to answer...
all i will say is i am completely justified...in the end.
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2018-11-14 at 11:19 PM UTC
Leg sweeps and love? That's the best you fuckers got? This crowd wants a PERFORMANCE.
2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'd use my social skills and charisma to befriend them and, then, 80 years later, when we're old friends in a retirement home, I'd switch his meds with poison or some shit.
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2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC
Try to block/dodge the opponets attacking moves while also trying to land the most devastating attack moves on them.
2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC
Gad,
You’re a patient man.
80 years???
2018-11-14 at 11:30 PM UTC
Jesus shit I'd wrek all of you
2018-11-14 at 11:33 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
How long have we been friends now, sweety?
2000 or 2001? Was it after 911? Nope. It was before, wasn't it? smile
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2018-11-14 at 11:34 PM UTC
Ever seent those people who spell sweety as sweaty and they're like Awww ur such a sweaty and then ur like uhhhh that's fucking retarded, I'm a SWEATY? and you're an asshole even though they meant to call you a sweety and it's just awkward for everyone
2018-11-14 at 11:37 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by cupocheer
How long have we been friends now, sweety?
2000 or 2001? Was it after 911? Nope. It was before, wasn't it? smile
I don't have friends.
Actually I do, and I miss them, and I know most of them since pre-9/11.
You just got me all sentimental.
I even shed a tear.
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2018-11-14 at 11:40 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
But who luvs ya, babe? muah😍
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2018-11-14 at 11:50 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
OF COURSE, SWEETY?
When have you ever known me to be false in my statements?