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  1. #21
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Hm. Probably. I'll look for it in the morning.
  2. #22
    my name is tommy, and i remember everything.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Hm. Probably. I'll look for it in the morning.

    Tommy would want you to look for it now.
  4. #24
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    He's sleeping soundly after devouring my fucking pizza.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dude. He's sleeping SOUNDLY. That means he wouldn't notice if you just turn on your cell phone flashlight and go into his closet to find that shirt. Do it or you're lying. :)
  6. #26
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Can't find it. Must be in the hamper or around the house somewhere. I'll send you a pic when I figure out a non creepy way of doing so.

    "Here son, put this on so daddy can take pictures of you for older men on the internet. They can't wait to see you."
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody ever said anything about making him wear it; I just wanted to see the shirt now to prove you actually have it.

    "it must be in the hamper" ... oh d8ngo. silly little goose. you were just saying you didn't even remember if it was around anymore, how the hell would you then say 'oh it must be in the hamper or something?"

    you're so busted

    I still love you though.
  8. #28
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Whatever. I said 'probably' because I think I've seen it recently. If it turns up, I'll snap a pic of him in it.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    no you wouldn't say "I think I've seen it recently" either you have or you haven't. I don't want a picture of him in it you sick fuck I just want a picture of the shirt. I have a shirt fetish now, just now I just started having one.
  10. #30
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    lol. ok, mmq. just the shirt. no kid.
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  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thank you. but you only have been coming here once a month or so if that so I'm also worried you're not gonna come back to do this. I'm making a note to make sure I come back here but I want you to promise me you'll post the shirt in the next 2 days.
  12. #32
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Dargo is now in the difficult position of deciding if he can be fucked to go out and buy a child's shirt in order to win some bonus points on this trolling attempt. It's a tough one, but now that you can avoid the public shame of being a single guy buying children's clothing alone and online ordering is a thing I'd say it's within the realm of possibility that we'll get a pic.
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  13. #33
    Technologist victim of incest
    Totally normal D4NGO,

    I have a very close relationship with my son, but he sure would piss me tf off, especially in his teens, it’s coming. This pizza thing will probably pale in comparison.

    Funny thing is I’d find myself about to call him an SOB, behind his back, just to vent; then I’d say to myself, “hey, wait a minute”! Lol
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Ghost Good for you, I'm an anti natalist so I gave my kid up for adoption so it would even out the score by giving a couple the opportunity to take a baby without putting more burden on the planet.

    I'll never regret that decision. I can only hope she grows up happy and eats all their pizza one day.

    FFS scron, you're either the world's greatest troll or a colossal fucking retard
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost Don't have kids if you don't want to get fucked with and trolled for the rest of your life.

    Your parents got fucked.
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your parents got fucked.

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA GOOD ONE!, YOU SURE ROASTED ME HARD!
  17. #37
    this thread is gay.

    pedo-gay.
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA GOOD ONE!, YOU SURE ROASTED ME HARD!

    Not nearly as bad as you burned your mom and dad.
  19. #39
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Dargo is now in the difficult position of deciding if he can be fucked to go out and buy a child's shirt in order to win some bonus points on this trolling attempt. It's a tough one, but now that you can avoid the public shame of being a single guy buying children's clothing alone and online ordering is a thing I'd say it's within the realm of possibility that we'll get a pic.

    Hahaha. You're not getting a pic. I can't find the shirt, and I'm not going to be assed to go buy another one.
  20. #40
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not nearly as bad as you burned your mom and dad.

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA GOOD ONE!, YOU SURE ROASTED ME HARD!
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