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If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?

  1. #21
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I've always found it really difficult to actually cum from a straight up blowjob.

    inb4 "then you're not getting a good enough blowjob

    Yeah, I know, obvoiusly there are some girls out there that know how to suck a mean cock to fruition but it really does take work, at least when you're an adult. maybe you can make a 15 year old boy cum by just giving him a silly little blowjob but as a grown man just sucking a cock doesn't really work that well, unless of course you're doing it right- long sucks, deep throats, ball play, spit, gagging, fast movements at the end if you really wanna make it happen.

    There's a reason a lot of times a guy literally has to have the girl pull back and stop so he can jack off his own cock for the last little bit in order to INDUCE the CUMMING.

    :)

    Same, need a nice deep bareback fuck to cum properly. Even condoms give me problems at times.



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  2. #22
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace If I could do it, I almost certainly would do it. Yes. Just crumpled in the floor in a weird little pretzel shape, bobbing wildly on my rock hard cock that's filling my entire mouth, while simultaneously scanning the door in case someone were to enter and catch me in such a vulnerable position. While deep throating my cock, I'd also be cupping my balls and gently massaging them with one hand and pressing a vibrating silver bullet into my taint until I explode all in my mouth and I expedite the cum explosion with long sucks and long strokes and harder ball squeezes as it just gushes all into my mouth and pouring back out all over my cock and balls.

    As soon as my orgasm was over, I'd stand up, spit everything out, wipe my face off, wipe my entire groin area off and then feel really ashamed about myself until I did it again just hours later. :(


    You've clearly put a lot of thought into that.



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  3. #23
    Originally posted by NARCassist Same, need a nice deep bareback fuck to cum properly. Even condoms give me problems at times.



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    try tighter pussies.
  4. #24
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I think the pose required would be very uncomfortable, making it hard to focus.
  5. #25
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by ohfralala There are videos of guys sucking their own peens and cumming in their own mouths. This is a thing.

    Can you post one? I have an intellectual curiosity.
  6. #26
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  7. #27
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grimace If I could do it, I almost certainly would do it. Yes. Just crumpled in the floor in a weird little pretzel shape, bobbing wildly on my rock hard cock that's filling my entire mouth, while simultaneously scanning the door in case someone were to enter and catch me in such a vulnerable position. While deep throating my cock, I'd also be cupping my balls and gently massaging them with one hand and pressing a vibrating silver bullet into my taint until I explode all in my mouth and I expedite the cum explosion with long sucks and long strokes and harder ball squeezes as it just gushes all into my mouth and pouring back out all over my cock and balls.

    As soon as my orgasm was over, I'd stand up, spit everything out, wipe my face off, wipe my entire groin area off and then feel really ashamed about myself until I did it again just hours later. :(


    Real men swallow.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blackbird Real men swallow.

    He didn't claim to be a real man.
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1. Tie one end of bedsheet around neck.
    2. Feed other end of bedsheet back through legs and up over shoulder.
    3. Manually winch bedsheet until genitals reach mouth.

    You're welcome.
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny try tighter pussies.

    man i only go for the tightest pussies.



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  11. #31
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    condoms take away the intimacy. feeling and knowing my cock is literally swimming in girl juice is a huge turn on for me.



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  12. #32
    Originally posted by NARCassist man i only go for the tightest pussies.



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    yea, so do i.

    people with small penis usually does.
  13. #33
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, so do i.

    people with small penis usually does.

    Guys with both big and small dicks tend to prefer the tighter pussy as it just feels so much better. I must say tho, that's pretty fucking brave of you to admit to having a small dick. Good luck with that, teeheeheelolHAHAHAHH.



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  14. #34
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Guys with both big and small dicks tend to prefer the tighter pussy as it just feels so much better. I must say tho, that's pretty fucking brave of you to admit to having a small dick. Good luck with that, teeheeheelolHAHAHAHH.



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    "the tighter the better" LMRAO

    Tell a con cook at the pen that on liver and onion day.
  15. #35
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cupocheer "the tighter the better" LMRAO

    Tell a con cook at the pen that on liver and onion day.

    I don't get it



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  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, so do i.

    people with small penis usually does.
  17. #37
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Vagina’s are diseased

    Bj’s is where it’s at 👍🏻
  18. #38
    Originally posted by NARCassist Guys with both big and small dicks tend to prefer the tighter pussy as it just feels so much better. I must say tho, that's pretty fucking brave of you to admit to having a small dick. Good luck with that, teeheeheelolHAHAHAHH.



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    it takes men with big balls to admit they have small penis.

    for what i lacked in barrel size i made up in ammo capacity.
  19. #39
    oh, people with sizeable penis dont want a tight pussy.

    its a liability.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny oh, people with sizeable penis dont want a tight pussy.

    its a liability.

    If you have a big enough pean, most any pussy is a tight pussy.
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