2018-10-09 at 8:36 PM UTC
There are videos of guys sucking their own peens and cumming in their own mouths. This is a thing.
2018-10-09 at 8:45 PM UTC
I've always had dogs so I never got desperate enough to try. Just break the peanut butter
2018-10-09 at 9:07 PM UTC
I'd stick my dick in a homemade fleshlight before I ever did that
2018-10-10 at 2:51 AM UTC
I can suck my own dick. I actually did it yesterday. I mean I can get like half the head in. When I'm on meth, somehow i can hyperextend and suck my own soft dick. I started trying at like 14-15 and i was first successful by flipping my legs over my head while laying down. Now, I can just do it while sitting down. It's not that enjoyable, i have a thick sausage and its hard to give myself dome. When I'm really horny I'll go ahead and do it though. It also hurts my neck.
I've never gotten myself off all the way but when i was like 15 i was stoned and accidentally pissed in my mouth a bit cause i was trying to force myself to climax. long story.
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2018-10-10 at 3:34 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It's called the "Barnum and Bailey Blowjob".
2018-10-10 at 4:56 AM UTC
Do you really need to ask that after reading that post? Of course he has.
2018-10-10 at 5:02 AM UTC
I would pesonally need an 8 inch flaccid cock to even attempt such a thing, which I don't have, so I haven't.
2018-10-10 at 6:46 AM UTC
There's this one time where I was sitting here alone naked and just looking down at my sad penis and it was sitting there looking back up at me and we had a chat, a good long chat and ended up mad with each other, and when we were done we both d at each other and went to bed, I could go on and on but long story story short I learned to simply speak softly and carry a big stick.
fail horn
2018-10-10 at 8:46 AM UTC
you can make yourself cum with your own hand easy enough so i'd hazard a guess that its very possible.
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2018-10-10 at 10:08 AM UTC
Sperm tastes really awful so probably not.
2018-10-10 at 11:04 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
If I could do it, I almost certainly would do it. Yes. Just crumpled in the floor in a weird little pretzel shape, bobbing wildly on my rock hard cock that's filling my entire mouth, while simultaneously scanning the door in case someone were to enter and catch me in such a vulnerable position. While deep throating my cock, I'd also be cupping my balls and gently massaging them with one hand and pressing a vibrating silver bullet into my taint until I explode all in my mouth and I expedite the cum explosion with long sucks and long strokes and harder ball squeezes as it just gushes all into my mouth and pouring back out all over my cock and balls.
As soon as my orgasm was over, I'd stand up, spit everything out, wipe my face off, wipe my entire groin area off and then feel really ashamed about myself until I did it again just hours later. :(
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