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  1. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, a Proctologist

    Seems someone has butt hole on the mind..
  2. Originally posted by mikeyagain Seems someone has butt hole on the mind..

    Great dis Mikey! you're coming along nicely!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, 1 butthole does not a Proctologist make…

    but....isn't one an ass enough?

    Toilet paper is getting expensive.
  4. jerry3553 Yung Blood
    thatarcher appears to have given much thought to shower rape at the gym
  5. Originally posted by cupocheer but….isn't one an ass enough?

    Toilet paper is getting expensive.

    Sometimes 1 ass is too much..depending on the ass
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Originally posted by jerry3553 thatarcher appears to have given much thought to shower rape at the gym

    Like my old choir master used to say "you can't rape the willing right boys?"
  7. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Like my old choir master used to say "you can't rape the willing right boys?"

    Bet your choir master touched you..
  8. jerry3553 Yung Blood
    archer seems like a falsetto singer
  9. Originally posted by mikeyagain Bet your choir master touched you..

    I bet you're touching your Bishop's Mitre just thinking about it..
  10. jerry3553 Yung Blood
    my gf bought a toilet brush, i tried it once but went right back to toilet paper
  11. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by jerry3553 my gf bought a toilet brush, i tried it once but went right back to toilet paper

    Wow! Never would have considered that, but have you used Tidy Bowl?
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerry3553 archer seems like a falsetto singer

    I have a beautiful baritone

    Fi garo...fiiiiiiiiiiii garo
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    .....Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo; Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo; A te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non
    manchera. Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo; Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo; Ah, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.. A te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non manchera.
  14. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're more of a soap dropper.

    No actually you are or will be. keep feeling as if you're on top of surprize, bitch face.
  15. totse3.com Space Nigga
    speedy parker (kocked out in the "stay out of my) is showing us his pope soap because it doesn't require lubing up for inserting into his own anus.
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com speedy parker (kocked out in the "stay out of my) is showing us his pope soap because it doesn't require lubing up for inserting into his own anus.

    Slow jimmy
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by totse3.com No actually you are or will be. keep feeling as if you're on top of surprize, bitch face.

    Nou, that's all you got?
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost Slow jimmy

    Any relation to Slow Poke Rodriguez?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Any relation to Slow Poke Rodriguez?

    When he says slow Jimmy he's referring to his "girlfriends" dick.
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  20. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost Slow jimmy

    His soap to his back-taint.. prolly
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