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1. 2018-11-01 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #201
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cupocheer Q: Why did a body soap company have to invent a bar of soap for men with it attached to a rope?

   
   So one can conveniently hang it on one's boner while lathering up the balls.
2. 2018-11-01 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #202
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So one can conveniently hang it on one's boner while lathering up the balls.

   
   So that's why you buy soap on a thread?
3. 2018-11-01 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #203
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So that's why you buy soap on a thread?

   
   No I use liquid bodywash...self produced.
4. 2018-11-01 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #204
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by cupocheer Soap On A Rope – Do manufacturers still produce and market that stuff?
   
   
   Q: Why did a body soap company have to invent a bar of soap for men with it attached to a rope?

   
   That was so another man couldn't step up quietly and sneak in when the first guy bent over to pick up the soap.
   
   You're welcome.
5. 2018-11-01 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #205
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The rope is an anti rape feature...if you can conveniently hang it on the shower head is prevents the need to bend down and pick it up at which point another fellow might take the opportunity to penetrate your rear quarters.
6. 2018-11-01 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #206
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Half dollars (or half-assed) in your case, Boo.
7. 2018-11-01 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #207
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I cut the rope off my soap princess...
8. 2018-11-01 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #208
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Yes, I remember...
9. 2018-11-01 at 5 PM UTC

   #209
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I doubt that merely standing upright is a rape deterrent
   
   “I was gonna rape his ass,but he never bent over...foiled again!!!”
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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10. 2018-11-01 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #210
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 I doubt that merely standing upright is a rape deterrent
    
    “I was gonna rape his ass,but he never bent over…foiled again!!!”

    
    It's the rope that's the deterrent.
    
    Think of it this way...
    
    If you dangle a cookie in front of a dog it's going to want the cookie...if no cookie is presented to the dog it's not thinking or wanting a cookie...same with asses and faggots.
11. 2018-11-01 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #211
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Archer513 I doubt that merely standing upright is a rape deterrent
    
    “I was gonna rape his ass,but he never bent over…foiled again!!!”

    
    It's the element of surprise which plays into it.
12. 2018-11-01 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #212
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Bend over and I'll drive you home!
13. 2018-11-01 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #213
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So one can conveniently hang it on one's boner while lathering up the balls.

    
    So...he's a dermatologist?
14. 2018-11-01 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #214
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer So…he's a dermatologist?

    
    No, a Proctologist
15. 2018-11-01 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #215
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, a Proctologist

    
    So...he specializes in the art of 'reach around'?
16. 2018-11-01 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #216
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer So…he specializes in the art of 'reach around'?

    
    No that would be an Andrologist...really cup do you know nothing about the medical field?
17. 2018-11-01 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #217
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No that would be an Andrologist…really cup do you know nothing about the medical field?

    
    I thought they had offices?
18. 2018-11-01 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #218
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    *orifices.
19. 2018-11-01 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #219
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *orifices.

    
    Plural buttholes?
20. 2018-11-01 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #220
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Yes, 1 butthole does not a Proctologist make...