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Does mikeyagains avatar frighten anybody else?
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2018-09-21 at 5:09 PM UTC
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2018-09-21 at 5:11 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-21 at 5:14 PM UTCmeanwhile op is a tertiary gay reatard with a cartoon as avatar
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2018-09-21 at 5:19 PM UTCI want to go back to the 80s, drive a Z28 Camero and have a Pompadour with a mullet and a big Burt Reynolds mustache and be a total chick magnet, MAN!
With lots of cocaine and chicks, Man! -
2018-09-21 at 5:21 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-21 at 5:33 PM UTC
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2018-09-21 at 8:14 PM UTCDude looks like he's ballin' like Koby. Pretty sure he's a heroin plug.
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2018-11-04 at 3:18 PM UTCwhy didn't Mikey reply to this thread?
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2018-11-04 at 3:20 PM UTC
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2018-11-04 at 3:21 PM UTC
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2018-11-04 at 3:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by totse3.com I want to go back to the 80s, drive a Z28 Camero and have a Pompadour with a mullet and a big Burt Reynolds mustache and be a total chick magnet, MAN!
With lots of cocaine and chicks, Man!
80s camaros were shit. the ones from the 90s were even worse. the current ones arent much better
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2018-11-04 at 3:46 PM UTCI think we all already know that "mikeyagain" is a middle-aged, dad-bod, "fun-dad" who looks intensely creepy and has probably attempted to inappropriately touch teenagers many times when his son/daughter brought their friends over. He's the "fun dad" who brings out a 6 pack of WINE COOLERS for his kid and their friends, and a few for himself, and he tries to insert himself in their social circle and laugh and interact. Then, when they're all drunk, he tries using the pick up lines he knew of when he was a teen, which was the 1980s. He leans over to one of his kid's friends, his breath HOT with wine cooler, and says some stupid line like, "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!" and she just goes "EW! BILLY, YOUR DAD IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" and then Billy, his son, rebukes him out of the room and he goes upstairs and lies face down in the dark.
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2018-11-04 at 3:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by playingindirt what do you have against mickey? he's just a grown up county boy.
have you looked at your avatar? evil grin dude that looks like some version of joker in batman only black.
you may not consider mine much better if I ever figure out how to post one. lolz
I think its supposed to be obama. -
2018-11-04 at 3:54 PM UTCgetting scared on halloween
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2018-11-04 at 3:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace I think we all already know that "mikeyagain" is a middle-aged, dad-bod, "fun-dad" who looks intensely creepy and has probably attempted to inappropriately touch teenagers many times when his son/daughter brought their friends over. He's the "fun dad" who brings out a 6 pack of WINE COOLERS for his kid and their friends, and a few for himself, and he tries to insert himself in their social circle and laugh and interact. Then, when they're all drunk, he tries using the pick up lines he knew of when he was a teen, which was the 1980s. He leans over to one of his kid's friends, his breath HOT with wine cooler, and says some stupid line like, "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!" and she just goes "EW! BILLY, YOUR DAD IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" and then Billy, his son, rebukes him out of the room and he goes upstairs and lies face down in the dark.
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2018-11-04 at 4:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo It just seems so fucking weird to me. There he Is, all dressed up, shirt open hair back looking into the camera with a green backdrop, it's so scripted and forced it's really creepy. It looks like the cover photo for a middle aged orgy you know no one is going to go to.
It's akin to the infamous vizier leather jacket photo on zoklet. Every one of mikeyagains posts has to be taken in the context of the greasy rapist in his avatar typing it.
It's just really weird to me to think be posted on a website designed for dating. I mean it makes perfect sense but it's still weird
i cant wait to hear how excited the tactical dildo in my avatar makes you feel -
2018-11-04 at 4:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby fucking lol
you only find that amusing because that is exactly how you lost your asshole virginity to an old man. except in your case there was no one to drive off the older pedophile and you wound up with a bleeding asshole and a distended stomach from the deep deposit. -
2018-11-04 at 4:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you only find that amusing because that is exactly how you lost your asshole virginity to an old man. except in your case there was no one to drive off the older pedophile and you wound up with a bleeding asshole and a distended stomach from the deep deposit.
No, i find it amusing because you're the kind of loser grimace is describing -
2018-11-04 at 4:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby No, i find it amusing because you're the kind of loser grimace is describing
who do you think took your asshole virginity when you were just a wee lad. i paid your spic whore mother a burrito and she gave me full and unhindered access to that puckered little pooper for perpetual plundering.
the best part was i didnt wash my cock when i finished with her...i dirty dicked your colon all night long, sweetheart.
now make a post about how you feel knowing you lost your ass virginity to a dick that was coated in your mothers juices -
2018-11-04 at 4:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock who do you think took your asshole virginity when you were just a wee lad. i paid your spic whore mother a burrito and she gave me full and unhindered access to that puckered little pooper for perpetual plundering.
the best part was i didnt wash my cock when i finished with her…i dirty dicked your colon all night long, sweetheart.
now make a post about how you feel knowing you lost your ass virginity to a dick that was coated in your mothers juices
Look, I know you're a huge queer and you like me, but you need to keep you're weirdo weekend at bernie bullshit to yourself.
You're the kind of tosser that would probably try to strike a conversation with me at the grocery store and compliment my hair and Id say "I gotta go bromo, im not like you" and walk off.
Then you'd be home standing in front of your bathroom mirror, tearing up demanding of god by way of yourself, "If you loved me so much why did you fucking make me like this!?"
