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  1. Damn son, how do you fit it in your trousers?
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    flood, tornado, and severe thunderstorm warning. its coming down pretty good here...

    i hope they let us go home...
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject Damn son, how do you fit it in your trousers?

    Please don't use the word 'trousers.'

    THANK YOU
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cerakote flood, tornado, and severe thunderstorm warning. its coming down pretty good here…

    i hope they let us go home…

    Where are you? Why aren't you at home, boy?
  5. Trousered
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

    US navy ran wargames in 2002, blue team US navy, red team iranian navy

    red team demolished the US navy so unbelievably hard that they threw a tantrum, restarted the ($200 mil?) wargames and told red team's general he wasn't allowed to use tactics, just zerg rush the navy

    red general quits, blue team general essentially plays against himself, declares overwhelming blue victory and uses it to justify new naval warfare doctrine
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ Please don't use the word 'trousers.'

    THANK YOU

    What's wrong with trousers? I wear trousers, you wear trousers, we all wear trousers
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny It's been awhile since I cared about when my paycheck gets deposited, it was a really nice change of pace but over time I stopped noticing it. Every now and then something reminds me of it and I'm always like "oh yeah, maybe things aren't as bad as they could be"

    I've always thought it was/found it to be ridiculously easy to get by in modern first world societies, probably because I'm not a complete fucking idiot.

    It's good to be a G.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pants
  10. But I don't wear pants, I wear boxers
  11. I'm really enjoying 40 posts per page
  12. Originally posted by Malice I've always thought it was/found it to be ridiculously easy to get by in modern first world societies, probably because I'm not a complete fucking idiot.

    It's good to be a G.

    Your standards are also very low you subhuman. A sane person couldn't live like you.
  13. Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

    US navy ran wargames in 2002, blue team US navy, red team iranian navy

    red team demolished the US navy so unbelievably hard that they threw a tantrum, restarted the ($200 mil?) wargames and told red team's general he wasn't allowed to use tactics, just zerg rush the navy

    red general quits, blue team general essentially plays against himself, declares overwhelming blue victory and uses it to justify new naval warfare doctrine

    That's fucking hilarious.
  14. I'm pawning my kids off on my wife's parents today lol. Our love is more important than theirs and my father in law probably can't get it up anyway.
  15. Fuck her in the ass, ok?
  16. imma pee in her butt
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  17. This, yes. Good.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babbys?
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babbys?

    no, in her butt. thats how i got my two kids
  20. Originally posted by Discount Whore no, in her butt. thats how i got my two kids

    What's your email?
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