2017-02-14 at 3:19 PM UTC
Damn son, how do you fit it in your trousers?
2017-02-14 at 3:41 PM UTC
flood, tornado, and severe thunderstorm warning. its coming down pretty good here...
i hope they let us go home...
2017-02-14 at 5:34 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002US navy ran wargames in 2002, blue team US navy, red team iranian navy
red team demolished the US navy so unbelievably hard that they threw a tantrum, restarted the ($200 mil?) wargames and told red team's general he wasn't allowed to use tactics, just zerg rush the navy
red general quits, blue team general essentially plays against himself, declares overwhelming blue victory and uses it to justify new naval warfare doctrine
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2017-02-14 at 6:51 PM UTC
But I don't wear pants, I wear boxers
2017-02-14 at 6:56 PM UTC
I'm really enjoying 40 posts per page
2017-02-14 at 7:23 PM UTC
I'm pawning my kids off on my wife's parents today lol. Our love is more important than theirs and my father in law probably can't get it up anyway.
2017-02-14 at 7:26 PM UTC
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2017-02-14 at 7:43 PM UTC
Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babbys?
2017-02-14 at 7:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore
no, in her butt. thats how i got my two kids
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