Why the fuck would anybody buy a Subaru Forrester

1. 2018-09-06 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #41
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   There are parts without speed limit but it can get scary in shitty cars.
2. 2018-09-06 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #42
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   
   
   This is an absolute masterpiece. 1968 Zündapp M50 Bergsteiger.
3. 2018-09-06 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Ppl who think they’re .000099967% too cool for a mini van
4. 2018-09-06 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † There are parts without speed limit but it can get scary in shitty cars.

   
   Sure but I’d only want to drive something smooth, clean, and fast.
5. 2018-09-06 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † We got a thing called Autobahn here. It does have speed limits but they are generous.

   
   Yup...but how much of your actual time do you spend on it? downtown traffic commuting to work generally doesn't involve doing 220kmh..it's generally 25kmh...at least here in Houston it is...if you are lucky.
   
   38 miles one way (72 round drip for those lacking math skills) is my commute and it takes me anything from 1hr 15mins to 2hrs depending on how many stupid Americans have ran into each other that day.
   
   Even with a Ferrari I'd leave it at home and use a junker for such tasks.
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6. 2018-09-06 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   People who drive stupidly expensive vehicles typically aren’t commuting or sitting in rush hour traffic though. They spend frivolously because they don’t have to worry about gas mileage.
   
   If you are worried about those things there’s still better looking options than a Subaru.
   
   Personally I miss the Kia Sephia.
7. 2018-09-06 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I bought a Mazda CX-5 in 2014 because it got 35 mpg. I felt like a soccer mom. It wasn’t me.
   
   Got rid of it and got another jeep...18 mpg
8. 2018-09-06 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup…but how much of your actual time do you spend on it? downtown traffic commuting to work generally doesn't involve doing 220kmh..it's generally 25kmh…at least here in Houston it is…if you are lucky.
   
   38 miles one way (72 round drip for those lacking math skills) is my commute and it takes me anything from 1hr 15mins to 2hrs depending on how many stupid Americans have ran into each other that day.
   
   Even with a Ferrari I'd leave it at home and use a junker for such tasks.

   
   Why not get a FORESTER though?
9. 2018-09-06 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #49
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Why not get a FORESTER though?

   
   Foresters just stand around pointing at trees and going "oh look an oak"...if you want to get things done you get a lumberjack
10. 2018-09-06 at 8:36 PM UTC

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    apric0t Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Or anything similar looking? What a fucking stupid looking car. Of all the vehicles out there people actually decide yeah, you know, I really like how that FORRESTER looks better than ANYTHING else.
    
    Oh, they buy for it's HIGH SAFETY RATING? Fuck you. Like there aren't a bunch of not retarded looking vehicles with high safety ratings. Who gives a fuck about high safety ratings anyway? People who drive poorly and expect to be in an accident, that's who. These are the same people sad enough to pick a Got dang SUBARU FORRESTER as their primary vehicle; a vehicle they're PROUD to drive around in public. Unreal.
    
    

    
    pretty sure u drive a bicycle sooo..
11. 2018-09-06 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #51
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I don't think they look that bad.
12. 2018-09-06 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Doesn't matter how they look...when you are inside driving it the outside look matters as much as a floppy willy at a wine and cheese party
13. 2018-09-06 at 9:02 PM UTC

    #53
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's actually not true. You're just telling that to yourself because you are too cheap for something nice.
    
    Driving a high status car raises T levels. Scientific fact.
14. 2018-09-06 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Great looking car