Why the fuck would anybody buy a Subaru Forrester

1. 2018-09-06 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Who cares what it looks like, it's all about price and performance.
2. 2018-09-06 at 1:06 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Oh shit, is this the Subaru Forester fan club or what? Bahahaha...
   
   How did you know they are all driving that cancer?
3. 2018-09-06 at 1:07 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mikeyagain Salesman trying to get rid of that shit.. Priced it right to sell..

   
   Are you DontTellEm's cuck hubby?
4. 2018-09-06 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Oh shit, is this the Subaru Forester fan club or what? Bahahaha…
   
   How did you know they are all driving that cancer?

   
   Well the logic goes for any vehicle...price and performance > how the fucking thing looks lololol.
   
   The logic of putting how it looks before those attributes is like a woman paying $10,000 for a handbag because it's made by X designer...it's a fucking bag.
5. 2018-09-06 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I totally agree. The Subaru Forester is complete shit on all accounts, though.
6. 2018-09-06 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   
   
   This is a family car that performes well and looks good.
7. 2018-09-06 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #27
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   here in Vt you can buy 15 foresters for under5,000 bucks
8. 2018-09-06 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   $24k, all wheel drive, 26/32 mileage is pretty comparable with similar vehicles in it's class.
9. 2018-09-06 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #29
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   
10. 2018-09-06 at 1:25 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR †
    
    This is a family car that performes well and looks good.

    
    Um...$55k..twice the price...I think you missed the price thing...both would get me to work in around the same time...the Subaru would do it at half the cost.
11. 2018-09-06 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I forgot that you people have to consider the price of your vehicles.
12. 2018-09-06 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What a shameful existence.
13. 2018-09-06 at 1:28 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I forgot that you people have to consider the price of your vehicles.

    
    Well of course...what kind of an idiot pays twice the price to get somewhere when they don't need to lololol....
    
    If it takes me 1.5hrs to commute to work, it's going to take that amount of time in a 30k car or a 300k car....again price/performance > how the fucking thing looks...and even then performance is negligible in Houston stop/go traffic....A $100 used moped would get me to work quicker than both.
14. 2018-09-06 at 1:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well of course…what kind of an idiot pays twice the price to get somewhere when they don't need to lololol….

    
    An idiot who doesn’t have to worry about price.
    
    
    
    
    I saw a commercial for hmmm maybe a new Honda I can’t remember and they were advertising 51 mpg. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
15. 2018-09-06 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala An idiot who doesn’t have to worry about price.

    
    Agree, key word being "Idiot".
    
    It's not so much a worry though rather common sense...you have to be lacking in it to want to drive a Ferrari in rush hour traffic.
16. 2018-09-06 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well of course…what kind of an idiot pays twice the price to get somewhere when they don't need to lololol….
    
    If it takes me 1.5hrs to commute to work, it's going to take that amount of time in a 30k car or a 300k car….again price/performance > how the fucking thing looks…and even then performance is negligible in Houston stop/go traffic….A $100 used moped would get me to work quicker than both.

    
    I'm just fucking with you. I ride an e-bike around town. It's actually pretty fun.
    
    I also fucking love old mopeds. Mofas especially.
17. 2018-09-06 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala I saw a commercial for hmmm maybe a new Honda I can’t remember and they were advertising 51 mpg. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

    
    Hybrid maybe?
18. 2018-09-06 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Anybody driving a Ferrari doesn’t give a fuck mate.
    
    I think it was a hybrid maybe but that’s the highest mpg I’ve seen and I WANT IT.
19. 2018-09-06 at 1:35 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Agree, key word being "Idiot".
    
    It's not so much a worry though rather common sense…you have to be lacking in it to want to drive a Ferrari in rush hour traffic.

    
    We got a thing called Autobahn here. It does have speed limits but they are generous.
20. 2018-09-06 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † We got a thing called Autobahn here. It does have speed limits but they are generous.

    
    I’ve always wanted to drive the Autobahn. I have a lead foot.
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