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Are more men beginning to piss the bed?

  1. #1
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    What's with all the ads for Super Beta Prostate?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't get any

    what are you searching that's gotten you targeted for that?
  3. #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra I don't get any

    what are you searching that's gotten you targeted for that?

    He probably keyed in goatse on a Google search.
  4. #4
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i think so, a lot of guys these days have problems with it and just pull an mQ every once in a while
  5. #5
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Aging population.

    The solution is something like Logan's Run.
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    As you get older, your bladder gets smaller and smaller, until you can only hold about a cup of piss and have to empty every 20 minutes.
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    True but a lot of old people are perverts and wear diapers unnecissarily not that i know what that word is
  8. #8
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL As you get older, your bladder gets smaller and smaller, until you can only hold about a cup of piss and have to empty every 20 minutes.

    Have you had your prostate checked? It shouldn’t be like that. Your bladder doesn’t get smaller, but your prostate gets larger.
  9. #9
    Technologist victim of incest
    Awww fuck, I just realized I bumped a cup thread☹️ Aw well sorry folks.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    As you get older, you start to search the internet for new and exciting things, like

    "How many times a day is too many to pee?"

    Then analytics software uses this information to tailor pick ads targeted to you based on what you have searched for in the past.


    Also when you go to a medical center, regardless of whether you are continent or not, you must lay on an IC pad that other people have diarrhea'd on hundreds of times.


    yes





    welcome
  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist …Your bladder doesn’t get smaller…

    C'mon, now.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    To be honest I actually have prostatitis and i've had it for a few years now it fucking sucks. I don't "piss the bed" but sometimes I've felt a drop dribble for no reason its gross i know.

    there was one time this girl was rubbing my dick head and a drop of urine came out onto her fingers, really embarrassing, she didn't act to weird but she was chill about it but asked me "why did that happen?" I've been to several doctors for it, I've had to prostate exams, the first one was done my an older man that said he would give prostate exams all the time when he was in the army and that my prostate is the size of a texas walnut and thats my problem. I've tried to research how to fix it but i think its due from drinking.

    I got my second prostate exam a couple weeks later by an indian woman and they had a student some gay guy watch and she throttled my shit hole and he was just standing there smirking the entire time. it was terrible.

    I take cranberry pills and it seems to help. Evidently it used to be considered an "old man problem" but I've spoke to other dudes my age (i was 27 when it was first messing with me) that have it too.

    The biggest thing about it that bothers me is it makes me feel like i need to go take a piss when i lay down to go to bed so i will get up go to the bathroom and try to piss but the only thing that comes out is like a couple drops, then i'll go lay down and like 10-15 minutes later i will feel the urge again and it drives me crazy.

    And no i don't have any std's i've been checked the last time i had the clapper over a year ago.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Have you had your prostate checked? It shouldn’t be like that. Your bladder doesn’t get smaller, but your prostate gets larger.

    I honestly think that this problem can be due to either the bladder getting smaller and or your prostate getting larger. I go to the library and read up on this kind of stuff. A fellow tc'er who shall remain nameless has been trying to figure this out with me as he has a prostate problem as well.
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL C'mon, now.



    I’m coming, here ya go.

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/05/050524230349.htm


    I’ve x-rayed more bladders than I care to mention. We fill ‘em up with an x-ray dye (contrast), and x-ray them with a full bladder and as they are peeing! If anything bladders stretch out with age. Sorry, not sorry, but you are wrong! It’s ok Spectral, you’re allowed to be. NOW get cher damn prostate checked.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist I’m coming, here ya go.

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/05/050524230349.htm


    I’ve x-rayed more bladders than I care to mention. We fill ‘em up with an x-ray dye (contrast), and x-ray them with a full bladder and as they are peeing! If anything bladders stretch out with age. Sorry, not sorry, but you are wrong! It’s ok Spectral, you’re allowed to be. NOW get cher damn prostate checked.

    "Many people with urgency will get into the habit of going to the toilet often; trying to make sure they are never “caught short”. This can worsen the problem because the bladder gets used to holding less and less urine, causing it to shrink. It becomes even more sensitive and overactive."


    http://www.urologycentrelondon.co.uk/conditions/oab
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    bladder stretching is my fetich
  17. #17
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL
    "Many people with urgency will get into the habit of going to the toilet often; trying to make sure they are never “caught short”. This can worsen the problem because the bladder gets used to holding less and less urine, causing it to shrink. It becomes even more sensitive and overactive."


    http://www.urologycentrelondon.co.uk/conditions/oab


    This happens to people that tend to go too much, the bladder can shrink from us not allowing it to fill to capacity. It has nothing to do with age as you mentioned earlier.
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor bladder stretching is my fetich

    ill jam my fist up in there and give it a good stretching until you can use it as a blimp.
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby an indian woman and they had a student some gay guy watch and she throttled my shit hole and he was just standing there smirking the entire time.

    ill throttle your shithole in a manner that will make a pile driver seem like an old lady on sleeping pills tapping a pencil
  20. #20
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Infin, must you always refer to a pencil in your discourse?
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