2018-08-25 at 2:59 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
What's with all the ads for Super Beta Prostate?
2018-08-25 at 4:39 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I don't get any
what are you searching that's gotten you targeted for that?
2018-08-25 at 4:42 PM UTC
i think so, a lot of guys these days have problems with it and just pull an mQ every once in a while
2018-08-25 at 4:45 PM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Aging population.
The solution is something like Logan's Run.
2018-08-25 at 4:48 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
As you get older, your bladder gets smaller and smaller, until you can only hold about a cup of piss and have to empty every 20 minutes.
2018-08-25 at 4:53 PM UTC
True but a lot of old people are perverts and wear diapers unnecissarily not that i know what that word is
2018-08-25 at 8:42 PM UTC
Awww fuck, I just realized I bumped a cup thread☹️ Aw well sorry folks.
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2018-08-25 at 9:56 PM UTC
As you get older, you start to search the internet for new and exciting things, like
"How many times a day is too many to pee?"
Then analytics software uses this information to tailor pick ads targeted to you based on what you have searched for in the past.
Also when you go to a medical center, regardless of whether you are continent or not, you must lay on an IC pad that other people have diarrhea'd on hundreds of times.
yes
welcome
2018-08-25 at 10:43 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
To be honest I actually have prostatitis and i've had it for a few years now it fucking sucks. I don't "piss the bed" but sometimes I've felt a drop dribble for no reason its gross i know.
there was one time this girl was rubbing my dick head and a drop of urine came out onto her fingers, really embarrassing, she didn't act to weird but she was chill about it but asked me "why did that happen?" I've been to several doctors for it, I've had to prostate exams, the first one was done my an older man that said he would give prostate exams all the time when he was in the army and that my prostate is the size of a texas walnut and thats my problem. I've tried to research how to fix it but i think its due from drinking.
I got my second prostate exam a couple weeks later by an indian woman and they had a student some gay guy watch and she throttled my shit hole and he was just standing there smirking the entire time. it was terrible.
I take cranberry pills and it seems to help. Evidently it used to be considered an "old man problem" but I've spoke to other dudes my age (i was 27 when it was first messing with me) that have it too.
The biggest thing about it that bothers me is it makes me feel like i need to go take a piss when i lay down to go to bed so i will get up go to the bathroom and try to piss but the only thing that comes out is like a couple drops, then i'll go lay down and like 10-15 minutes later i will feel the urge again and it drives me crazy.
And no i don't have any std's i've been checked the last time i had the clapper over a year ago.
2018-08-26 at 12:27 AM UTC
bladder stretching is my fetich
2018-08-26 at 12:48 AM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Infin, must you always refer to a pencil in your discourse?