My neighbor called the police because I sent her dick pics on Facebook...

1. 2018-08-20 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung She's only 22.😀😋

   
   Ah there we go, try it on a 52yr old neighbor and she'll be hammering on your door for it...ravenously hungry for bodge.
2. 2018-08-20 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #22
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † When he showed the pictures the cops were like "Nothing to see here, guys." and left giggling.

   
   Wanna see my junk?
3. 2018-08-20 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #23
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah there we go, try it on a 52yr old neighbor and she'll be hammering on your door for it…ravenously hungry for bodge.

   
   Sounds good dad! Will do!
4. 2018-08-20 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Those young ones are still a bit "romancy" and shit and full of themselves...hence the "push back"...40/50 yr olds just want the D.
5. 2018-08-20 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by WellHung Its a true story, sweetie. I met her in person shortly after she moved in and formally introduced myself and had seen her in the hall a couple times… and that was the extent of our relationship. I had sent her normal messages prior to the dick pics that were never returned. When this has happened before with other chicks.
   sometimes the dick pics solicited a positive response. Not this time. She's only 22.😀😋

   
   Well, ya do sometimes have a tendency to over do it. 😂
6. 2018-08-20 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   I don't think she will ever regret it tho
7. 2018-08-20 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   This sounds like a classic case of
   
   

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8. 2018-08-20 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by ~L J~ Well, ya do sometimes have a tendency to over do it. 😂

   
   Lol...true statement. If more women had your type of personality it would be a lot easier to deal with them... you're my dream girl miss lj.😍😙
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9. 2018-08-20 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #29
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ This sounds like a classic case of
   
   

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   I have a huge man crush on you, Bill Krozby and infinity .
10. 2018-08-20 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by WellHung Lol…true statement. If more women had your type of personality it would be a lot easier to deal with them… you're my dream girl miss lj.😍😙

    
    Lol thanks, Matt, I think lol. 😊🌹
11. 2018-08-20 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I feel the local pd has gotten to know Matt and his reputation 😂
12. 2018-08-20 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #32
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 I feel the local pd has gotten to know Matt and his reputation 😂

    
    They sure have...lol😀😆
13. 2018-08-20 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ~L J~ chick you came across on social media?

    
    I see what you did there.
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14. 2018-08-20 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #34
    

    ShizNitty Houston
    technically it is sexual harassment, But in my opinion if she declined to press charges she probly wants to fuck. So I would pursue her more.
15. 2018-08-20 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #35
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by infinityshock I see what you did there.

    
    Lmao. :P
16. 2018-08-20 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #36
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by WellHung Wanna see my junk?

    
    Sure.
17. 2018-08-20 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    It's fucked up that a single dick pic could be harassment. This culture of immediately going to police is disgusting.
18. 2018-08-20 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #38
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock I see what you did there.

    
    Wut did she do?
19. 2018-08-20 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ShizNitty technically it is sexual harassment, But in my opinion if she declined to press charges she probly wants to fuck. So I would pursue her more.

    
    Lol.
20. 2018-08-20 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Has anyone ever tried sending a testicle rather than a dick?