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Palestinians don't have a state of their own due to the jedis

  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm not a fan of israel but can we all admit the 6 day war was a phenomenal military triumph akin to 300?

    So was the King David Hotel Bombing.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can you tell me more about the 6 day war and the KING DAVID HOTEL BOMbING?
    wtf
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Can you tell me more about the 6 day war and the KING DAVID HOTEL BOMbING?
    wtf

    The 6 day war was in 1967, the summer of looooove, all Israel's surrounding countries positioning themselves around Israel and plotting to invade during the peaceful jedi holiday of yom kippur. The Sinai and Golan were filled with tanks that Israel became privy to via Syrian spies. Israel used their superior air power and brilliant strategy to seek high ground and managed to fight a war on 3 fronts, capturing the Sinai, Suez and Golan heights (as well as the eastern Egyptian point) and Henry Kissinger had to intervene to prevent Israel from just owning the middle East. The ramifications of this still live on, especially as the Syrian war raged on and Israel took pot shots and aided rebels in daraa from the heights. If they kept the Suez canal they would literally be Kuwait. I'm explaining it terribly, if you even read the Wikipedia article you'd be in awe I'm sure
  4. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Sudo The 6 day war was in 1967, the summer of looooove, all Israel's surrounding countries positioning themselves around Israel and plotting to invade during the peaceful jedi holiday of yom kippur. The Sinai and Golan were filled with tanks that Israel became privy to via Syrian spies. Israel used their superior air power and brilliant strategy to seek high ground and managed to fight a war on 3 fronts, capturing the Sinai, Suez and Golan heights (as well as the eastern Egyptian point) and Henry Kissinger had to intervene to prevent Israel from just owning the middle East. The ramifications of this still live on, especially as the Syrian war raged on and Israel took pot shots and aided rebels in daraa from the heights. If they kept the Suez canal they would literally be Kuwait. I'm explaining it terribly, if you even read the Wikipedia article you'd be in awe I'm sure

    Fucking kike.
  5. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Sudo The 6 day war was in 1967, the summer of looooove, all Israel's surrounding countries positioning themselves around Israel and plotting to invade during the peaceful jedi holiday of yom kippur. The Sinai and Golan were filled with tanks that Israel became privy to via Syrian spies. Israel used their superior air power and brilliant strategy to seek high ground and managed to fight a war on 3 fronts, capturing the Sinai, Suez and Golan heights (as well as the eastern Egyptian point) and Henry Kissinger had to intervene to prevent Israel from just owning the middle East. The ramifications of this still live on, especially as the Syrian war raged on and Israel took pot shots and aided rebels in daraa from the heights. If they kept the Suez canal they would literally be Kuwait. I'm explaining it terribly, if you even read the Wikipedia article you'd be in awe I'm sure

    It wasn't an invasion - no one wanted to take over Israel - it was a rescue operation to help the oppressed Palestinian people.

    And isn't it amazing how the jedis have so many spies and loyalists? You find them in Syria, Yemen, Argentina, Ireland, etc, anyone with a bit of kike in them instantly associates with the jedis and with Israel and takes huge risks to betray their own country and their own family and friends to help Israel.

    Even Americans with a bit of jedi blood, like totse2001 are complete stooges for Israel, despite Israel doing nothing to help them.
  6. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Cootehill It wasn't an invasion - no one wanted to take over Israel - it was a rescue operation to help the oppressed Palestinian people.

    And isn't it amazing how the jedis have so many spies and loyalists? You find them in Syria, Yemen, Argentina, Ireland, etc, anyone with a bit of kike in them instantly associates with the jedis and with Israel and takes huge risks to betray their own country and their own family and friends to help Israel.

    Even Americans with a bit of jedi blood, like totse2001 are complete stooges for Israel, despite Israel doing nothing to help them.

    Tbh though a lot of people nowadays will do that because they've been subconsciously programmed to believe white=bad or "uncool"

    I hear it all the time, native American and jedi seem to be the most common but any non-white ethnicity will get the same treatment

    I've heard neon white motherfuckers identify as native American that, when asked to elaborate, say shit like "my great great grandmother was 50% native American"
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Cootehill Even Americans with a bit of jedi blood, like totse2001 are complete stooges for Israel, despite Israel doing nothing to help them.

    Oh yeah man, definitely can't find any American jedis that don't support Israel. Definitely none of those around, definitely not any famous political theorists fitting _that_ description.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    So that's why schizo2001 always gets so defensive when I call out the jedis.
    Afraid you'll have to walk into the Chambers on the day of the rope?
  9. Originally posted by Lanny Oh yeah man, definitely can't find any American jedis that don't support Israel. Definitely none of those around, definitely not any famous political theorists fitting _that_ description.

    Naom Chomsky?

    Who asserts that America controls Israeli Foreign Policy?

    Lanny, you are the model modern intellectual.
  10. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Lanny Oh yeah man, definitely can't find any American jedis that don't support Israel. Definitely none of those around, definitely not any famous political theorists fitting _that_ description.

    Kike. Also, HTS, stop trolling with your thanks, I see you cunt.
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by stupid noob Kike. Also, HTS, stop trolling with your thanks, I see you cunt.

    I prefer the term "one of the chosen people" thank you
  12. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Lanny I prefer the term "one of the chosen people" thank you

    I take it back, you're a glow in the dark nigger and a kike.
  13. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by stupid noob Kike. Also, HTS, stop trolling with your thanks, I see you cunt.

    "Trolling with your thanks". What does that even mean? Like... I'm thanking posts just to troll you? Paranoid much? Although I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a man who believes in some kind of vast "jedi conspiracy" is a parnoiac.
  14. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by HTS "Trolling with your thanks". What does that even mean? Like… I'm thanking posts just to troll you? Paranoid much? Although I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a man who believes in some kind of vast "jedi conspiracy" is a parnoiac.

    Projecting.
  15. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by stupid noob Projecting.

    Irony.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    post ur moobs HTs
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by stupid noob I take it back, you're a glow in the dark nigger and a kike.

    Your wife is fat and ugly lol!
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    This is a topical forum, guys.
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sorry RisiR, you're right, I'll stop.
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo The 6 day war was in 1967, the summer of looooove, all Israel's surrounding countries positioning themselves around Israel and plotting to invade during the peaceful jedi holiday of yom kippur. The Sinai and Golan were filled with tanks that Israel became privy to via Syrian spies. Israel used their superior air power and brilliant strategy to seek high ground and managed to fight a war on 3 fronts, capturing the Sinai, Suez and Golan heights (as well as the eastern Egyptian point) and Henry Kissinger had to intervene to prevent Israel from just owning the middle East. The ramifications of this still live on, especially as the Syrian war raged on and Israel took pot shots and aided rebels in daraa from the heights. If they kept the Suez canal they would literally be Kuwait. I'm explaining it terribly, if you even read the Wikipedia article you'd be in awe I'm sure

    stfu kike shill
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