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  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by sยญoybitch 2.0 - The CUM Swallowing It's a piece of plastic held on by a dozen or so screws. It pulls right off.

    I damaged the glass panel because I was rushing the job, and was switching the front panel as well.

    if you had done it my way you wouldnt have had that problem

    plus, depending on the manufacturer, the panels may have had components that werent easily removable.

    ive taken apart countless TVs...although not any recently manufactured LED types...which gives me significant experience with their builds.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by infinityshock if you had done it my way you wouldnt have had that problem

    plus, depending on the manufacturer, the panels may have had components that werent easily removable.

    ive taken apart countless TVs…although not any recently manufactured LED types…which gives me significant experience with their builds.

    What "way" was your way?
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    swapping serial number labels
  4. #44
    esbity African Astronaut
    Wouldn't it be easier to rent a lower end hotel, make a copy of the key, and then steal the TV like a week later?
  5. #45
    Originally posted by esbity Wouldn't it be easier to rent a lower end hotel, make a copy of the key, and then steal the TV like a week later?

    I haven't stayed in a hotel with metal keys in a long time, and I don't know how to copy a keycard.
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you can get past the guilt, a great place to steal electronics from is a CHURCH. Do a little scouting and find the Mega Churches in your area or whatever, and find out the schedules of shit.

    Like sometimes on odd days like Tuesday, they'll have a Bible study or whatever, and you can go then when most of the church is unoccupied. Lots of little Sunday school rooms and other rooms will have TVs and projectors and shit that nobody will be around and you can take your time dismantling.

    If you're lucky you can get backstage in the Sanctuary part and find musical equipment they have around, from guitars to synthesizers to amps and soundboards.

    Just throwing it out there. I've never done it.

    Edit: I meant dismantling like taking off of wall mounts, or ceiling mounts in the case of some projectors, not literally dismantling the equipment itself.
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  7. #47
    DontTellEm Black Hole
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  8. #48
    Originally posted by mmQ If you can get past the guilt, a great place to steal electronics from is a CHURCH. Do a little scouting and find the Mega Churches in your area or whatever, and find out the schedules of shit.

    Like sometimes on odd days like Tuesday, they'll have a Bible study or whatever, and you can go then when most of the church is unoccupied. Lots of little Sunday school rooms and other rooms will have TVs and projectors and shit that nobody will be around and you can take your time dismantling.

    If you're lucky you can get backstage in the Sanctuary part and find musical equipment they have around, from guitars to synthesizers to amps and soundboards.

    Just throwing it out there. I've never done it.

    Edit: I meant dismantling like taking off of wall mounts, or ceiling mounts in the case of some projectors, not literally dismantling the equipment itself.

    I'm a Christian.

    ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผโœโ›ช

    GTFO with that Pagan filth. I don't want to burn in hell. I'll stick to scamming protestants and jedis, just like Jesus wants me to do, thank you very much.
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's fine. Either way you can ask for forgiveness and you're good to go. What good is being a Christian if you don't take advantage of the whole unconditional forgiveness thing?
  10. #50
    Originally posted by mmQ That's fine. Either way you can ask for forgiveness and you're good to go. What good is being a Christian if you don't take advantage of the whole unconditional forgiveness thing?

    I've already sinned so much I forget most of it. Apparently I can't repent unless I can remember. What if I was black-out drunk at the time? How does that work?

    Do they still do indulgences?

    ๐Ÿ‘ผ
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning I've already sinned so much I forget most of it. Apparently I can't repent unless I can remember. What if I was black-out drunk at the time? How does that work?

    Do they still do indulgences?

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    I just went with the whole, please forgive me for everything I've done and will ever do, approach. Covers all bases since God knows we're sinners anyway there's no point in denying to Him we're gonna sin some more. The preemptive forgiveness ask is the way to go. I like to think it'll even work for me since I became a non-believer, like if I'm somehow wrong, God has to forgive me since I already asked, then I still get to go to heaven. XD
  12. #52
    Originally posted by mmQ I just went with the whole, please forgive me for everything I've done and will ever do, approach. Covers all bases since God knows we're sinners anyway there's no point in denying to Him we're gonna sin some more. The preemptive forgiveness ask is the way to go. I like to think it'll even work for me since I became a non-believer, like if I'm somehow wrong, God has to forgive me since I already asked, then I still get to go to heaven. XD

    Actually it doesn't go on when you asked. That's jedi lawyer crap.

    It goes on how much you've given.

    And since you've given $0 and โ‚ฌ0, you apparently belong in hell ๐Ÿ‘ผ
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Actually it doesn't go on when you asked. That's jedi lawyer crap.

    It goes on how much you've given.

    And since you've given $0 and โ‚ฌ0, you apparently belong in hell ๐Ÿ‘ผ

    Nope. I've went around town testifying in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. I gave. I haven't gotten SHIT from him so the least he can do is forgive me for everything. Maybe it's just an exception but thsts how it works for me, He told me in prayer once so THERE.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by mmQ Nope. I've went around town testifying in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. I gave. I haven't gotten SHIT from him so the least he can do is forgive me for everything. Maybe it's just an exception but thsts how it works for me, He told me in prayer once so THERE.

    Look, even if God forgives you for everything, like jacking off, if you're a tightwad he's not going to want to be around you.

    He ain't going to give you shit cos as the Bible says he's a jealous God, so the poorer you are the happier he is.

    Plus you didn't give him shit so fuck you nigga.

    He loves me ๐Ÿ‘ผ
  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This thread is about got damn TVs and shit. Trying to make money. FUCK YOU BURN IN HELL unreal UNREAL.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by mmQ This thread is about got damn TVs and shit. Trying to make money. FUCK YOU BURN IN HELL unreal UNREAL.

    God loves me cos I scam the jedis ๐Ÿ‘ผ
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God loves people who steal earthly possessions because he knows they're just earthly possessions anyway.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by mmQ God loves people who steal earthly possessions because he knows they're just earthly possessions anyway.

    True. Especially if they're stolen from Palestinians. Then you get 4x God points.
  19. #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    God condemns those who break his commandments and laws: "Thou shalt not steal."
  20. #60
    Originally posted by -SpectraL God condemns those who break his commandments and laws: "Thou shalt not steal."

    The original was more like pilfer. Like you shall not pilfer. Stealing was alright. That's how the Israelites got their land to begin with the first time.
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