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I think i have a gambling problem
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2018-08-04 at 5:24 PM UTC
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2018-08-04 at 5:34 PM UTC
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2018-08-04 at 5:35 PM UTCLet's play some no limit, Durrelle
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2018-08-04 at 5:39 PM UTC
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2018-08-04 at 6:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by ~L J~ I haven’t needed X-rays 😂
I can give you one...only problem is we have to sneak in to use the extra room after Midnight. We want to be as accurate as possible...so all clothes must be removed ( including mine ). A traditional glass of Rosso di Montalcino wine is mandatory in these parts after a succesful xray...don't you agree. I know you do...so expect to drink a lot more. Fruity yet subtle. Lol. -
2018-08-04 at 6:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by joerell I can give you one…only problem is we have to sneak in to use the extra room after Midnight. We want to be as accurate as possible…so all clothes must be removed ( including mine ). A traditional glass of Rosso di Montalcino wine is mandatory in these parts after a succesful xray…don't you agree. I know you do…so expect to drink a lot more. Fruity yet subtle. Lol.
youre an idiot. clothes are x-ray invisible.
i have a better idea. lets cram the happy end of an xray machine up your crapper and crank that baby up to full throttle then see how long it takes before you start to glow in the dark.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-04 at 6:57 PM UTCNo one invited you to a threesome...try Benny if he's not jerking off to kids.
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2018-08-04 at 7 PM UTC
Originally posted by joerell Rule of thumb.
Flashy dresser, expensive watch and cologne with high roller complex…you better be good or you'll lose all your money and attract sniffers or call girls. Mostly at high end casinos…so dress down yet not too plain. Never wear sun glasses with a suit or hold an unlit cigar in your mouth. Learn to control your emotions and yet don't be robotic. They play you closer and difficult to count. Never get distracted or unfocused. Always go with 3-4 dependable mates somewhere in the casino just in case…if a floor manager is watching you or changes dealer walk away. How much you want to risk is up to you…don't if you're just average with no skills or always losing. Always watch for PPs…they're everywhere in and out of the casino. Have a regular taxi driver you can trust and get his number.
Low end…regular place…for $500 or a little more. Wear simple clothes and look like a regular local or curious tourist. Funny hat, jeans and no sun glasses again unless your eyes and nervous ticks give away your moves. Never be nervous or talk non stop. Focus on the table and watch what's played. Always play your best game…you get a gambling problem from not knowing your limit, being conned or believing you can win when basically you can't. Don't go to an ATM machine feeling lucky or easily flustered.If you're doing all this just for fun everything I stated is meaningless…just don't get addicted.
Lol yeah this isn't a movie Jake. It's goddamn Daryl playing cards. -
2018-08-04 at 7:01 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-04 at 7:03 PM UTC
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2018-08-04 at 7:08 PM UTCBut I did like it. It's funny when you post lengthy cheeseball bullshit.
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2018-08-04 at 7:16 PM UTCI never post about BS.
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2018-08-05 at 12:48 PM UTC
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2018-08-05 at 12:50 PM UTCOld gif ^^ new material please
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2018-08-05 at 1:17 PM UTC.
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2018-08-05 at 2:36 PM UTC
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2018-08-05 at 2:38 PM UTCNooooooo ya think? 😮
