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  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Yeah!

    stifle yourself and go post nude selfies for me to fap to
  2. #42
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock there are two or three people on this site who have posted topless pics…of which i am one of them.

    I’m sure there have been. I won’t be the 4th. HAHAHA.
    ;-)
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ I’m sure there have been. I won’t be the 4th. HAHAHA.
    ;-)

    party pooper
  4. #44
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock party pooper

    I know. No fun. =‘(
  5. #45
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by ~L J~ I know. No fun. =‘(

    Still waiting for your negatives or xrays. You promised.
  6. #46
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Let's play some no limit, Durrelle
  7. #47
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by joerell Still waiting for your negatives or xrays. You promised.

    I haven’t needed X-rays 😂
  8. #48
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by ~L J~ I haven’t needed X-rays 😂

    I can give you one...only problem is we have to sneak in to use the extra room after Midnight. We want to be as accurate as possible...so all clothes must be removed ( including mine ). A traditional glass of Rosso di Montalcino wine is mandatory in these parts after a succesful xray...don't you agree. I know you do...so expect to drink a lot more. Fruity yet subtle. Lol.
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by joerell I can give you one…only problem is we have to sneak in to use the extra room after Midnight. We want to be as accurate as possible…so all clothes must be removed ( including mine ). A traditional glass of Rosso di Montalcino wine is mandatory in these parts after a succesful xray…don't you agree. I know you do…so expect to drink a lot more. Fruity yet subtle. Lol.

    youre an idiot. clothes are x-ray invisible.

    i have a better idea. lets cram the happy end of an xray machine up your crapper and crank that baby up to full throttle then see how long it takes before you start to glow in the dark.
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  10. #50
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    No one invited you to a threesome...try Benny if he's not jerking off to kids.
  11. #51
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by joerell Rule of thumb.

    Flashy dresser, expensive watch and cologne with high roller complex…you better be good or you'll lose all your money and attract sniffers or call girls. Mostly at high end casinos…so dress down yet not too plain. Never wear sun glasses with a suit or hold an unlit cigar in your mouth. Learn to control your emotions and yet don't be robotic. They play you closer and difficult to count. Never get distracted or unfocused. Always go with 3-4 dependable mates somewhere in the casino just in case…if a floor manager is watching you or changes dealer walk away. How much you want to risk is up to you…don't if you're just average with no skills or always losing. Always watch for PPs…they're everywhere in and out of the casino. Have a regular taxi driver you can trust and get his number.

    Low end…regular place…for $500 or a little more. Wear simple clothes and look like a regular local or curious tourist. Funny hat, jeans and no sun glasses again unless your eyes and nervous ticks give away your moves. Never be nervous or talk non stop. Focus on the table and watch what's played. Always play your best game…you get a gambling problem from not knowing your limit, being conned or believing you can win when basically you can't. Don't go to an ATM machine feeling lucky or easily flustered.If you're doing all this just for fun everything I stated is meaningless…just don't get addicted.

    Lol yeah this isn't a movie Jake. It's goddamn Daryl playing cards.
  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by joerell No one invited you to a threesome…try Benny if he's not jerking off to kids.

    no one said youre getting anything other than a solo with the xray machine being your plus-one.
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  13. #53
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol yeah this isn't a movie Jake. It's goddamn Daryl playing cards.

    Don't like...don't read.
  14. #54
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    But I did like it. It's funny when you post lengthy cheeseball bullshit.
  15. #55
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    I never post about BS.
  16. #56
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Let's play some no limit, Durrelle

    Go! Fetch.





    Good boy.
  17. #57
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Old gif ^^ new material please
  18. #58
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    .
  19. #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Go! Fetch.





    Good boy.

    youre an idiot.

    the first pic is a dog

    the second pic is a stuffed animal
  20. #60
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Nooooooo ya think? 😮
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