2018-06-06 at 2:25 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
2nd cup first sip,, on my way
2018-06-06 at 2:25 PM UTC
u mean laxative, poop head
2018-06-06 at 2:26 PM UTC
Classic heathen, sinful, unenhancemented, degenerate behavior. You should be heavily ashamed as well as heavily institutionalized.
Ridiculous.
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2018-06-06 at 2:35 PM UTC
Coffee or not,I’m shitting at 6:40 am
On the dot
2018-06-06 at 2:36 PM UTC
Let me guess you also pee in the shower sometimes or sometimes let your dishes pile up for a few extra days you SICK FUCK. Is it TRUEEEE?
2018-06-06 at 2:38 PM UTC
Everyone pees in the shower
Not 1 dish in my sink. The dishwasher is right there.
Matt seems like a paper plate guy...
2018-06-06 at 2:42 PM UTC
I haven’t pissed the bed since I was little
I’m sure it’s comin tho...
I have shit my pants twice as an adult.
2018-06-06 at 2:43 PM UTC
I've shit the bed more than I've pissed it.
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2018-06-06 at 2:44 PM UTC
Literally or figuratively?
2018-06-06 at 2:49 PM UTC
Literally.
Usually when I've been really sick and had the squirts...usually...Alcohol was involved once or twice.
2018-06-06 at 6:39 PM UTC
coffee has nothing to do with it.
2018-06-06 at 6:41 PM UTC
Benny Vader has got lots of haters.
2018-06-06 at 6:44 PM UTC
if you want a nice raging shit, drink some sucralose
