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I typically take a dump after i drink coffee in the morning...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Coffee is a diuretic.
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    2nd cup first sip,, on my way
  3. #3
    jer3552 Houston
    u mean laxative, poop head
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Classic heathen, sinful, unenhancemented, degenerate behavior. You should be heavily ashamed as well as heavily institutionalized.

    Ridiculous.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Classic heathen, sinful, unenhancemented, degenerate behavior. You should be heavily ashamed as well as heavily institutionalized.

    Ridiculous.


    ☺😂😁
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by jer3552 u mean laxative, poop head

    Are the two mutually exclusive, jerbear?
  7. #7
    mso8 Houston
    no shit
  8. #8
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Coffee or not,I’m shitting at 6:40 am


    On the dot
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let me guess you also pee in the shower sometimes or sometimes let your dishes pile up for a few extra days you SICK FUCK. Is it TRUEEEE?
  10. #10
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Everyone pees in the shower

    Not 1 dish in my sink. The dishwasher is right there.

    Matt seems like a paper plate guy...
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Archer513 Everyone pees in the shower

    ..and sometimes the bed.
  12. #12
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I haven’t pissed the bed since I was little

    I’m sure it’s comin tho...

    I have shit my pants twice as an adult.
  13. #13
    I've shit the bed more than I've pissed it.
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  14. #14
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Literally or figuratively?
  15. #15
    Literally.

    Usually when I've been really sick and had the squirts...usually...Alcohol was involved once or twice.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 I haven’t pissed the bed since I was little

    I’m sure it’s comin tho…

    I have shit my pants twice as an adult.

    Lolol..
    That's the shit bro...
  17. #17
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    coffee has nothing to do with it.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Benny Vader has got lots of haters.
  19. #19
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader coffee has nothing to do with it.

    Don’t bring science into this ridiculous thread!
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    if you want a nice raging shit, drink some sucralose
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