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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WellHung Speedy parker is a simp.

    You live in a motel and steal insults.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole


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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if anyone has just one butt cheek and if so, what does the part where the other butt cheek would normally be, look like.
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ule'!!💗🎼
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  5. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if anyone has just one butt cheek and if so, what does the part where the other butt cheek would normally be, look like.

    You already technically only have 1 cheek if you think about it.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if anyone has just one butt cheek and if so, what does the part where the other butt cheek would normally be, look like.

    It depends, are we talking a half a butt or a unicheek? In the first case, you might end up leaning a bit when you sit and listing a bit when you walk. In the second case, as long as you wore loose pants, nobody would know that you were going crackless.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The former. Im mostly curious what the non-cheek half would look like, like it was just be the skeleton and muscles with a layer of skin thinly sucked around it without any fat, and then the butthole part would end up being weird but I dont think it would actually cause much of a poop mess it would just be a little less uniform.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Ever Had A Butt Cheek Cut Off & Eaten By A Cannibal?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that the title of Luka Magnottas autobiography?
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is that the title of Luka Magnottas autobiography?

    Candide
    Voltaire
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ham on Rye
    Bukowski
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Eating a super burrito on break while working.. sitting in an industrial area near train tracks.. seedy fucking walk by.. staring .
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Ready to battle the seedy fuckies
  14. CandyRein Black Hole


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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    My lover's got humour

    She's the giggle at a funeral

    Knows everybody's disapproval
    I should've worshipped her sooner

    If the heavens ever did speak

    She's the last true mouthpiece

    Every Sunday's getting more bleak
    A fresh poison each week

    "We were born sick," you heard them say it

    My church offers no absolutes

    She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom"

    The only heaven I'll be sent to
    Is when I'm alone with you

    I was born sick
    But I love it

    Command me to be well

    Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen...💗🎼
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Ready to battle the seedy fuckies

    When you make up your own pretend words for things...
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
    I've never seen you shine so bright

    I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
    They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance

    And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
    Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes

    I have been blind;

    The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
    There's nobody here, it's just you and me,

    It's where I want to be,

    But I hardly know this beauty by my side,

    I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

    I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight,
    I've never seen you shine so bright, you were amazing,

    I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side,
    And when you turned to me and smiled, it took my breath away,

    And I have never had such a feeling,

    Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight;

    The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,

    There's nobody here, it's just you and me,

    It's where I want to be,

    But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
    I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

    I never will forget the way you look tonight🎼❤️
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    My daddy used to watch that movie that video is from.. lol so nostalgic💗

    *Tokez*
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Man..i watched a movie yesterday that I hadn't seen since i was a kid and watching it as an adult i was riveted and traumatized all in one...

    Mommy Dearest
    ..free on YouTube movies....

    When I was a kid i watched that movie i just thought the lady was crazy ....

    That movie was deep as hell.. watched the whole 2 hrs and didn't look away


    Based on true events...


    I remember my sister and i randomly reciting lines from the movie and i completely forgotten that till last night



    "Barbara please!! Please.... Barbara"

    "No more wire hangers" !!!

    "Clean this mess"............

    Epic

    *Tokez*
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