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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Knives that have to be "opened" are useless.
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Knives that have to be "opened" are useless.

    there are good lock-blades that have a spring that help them open up and have a thumb pin to position and then just a gentle wrist whip to open them up.

    but they're only legal up to 4 inches I believe. or 3 1/2 inch. or the length of your palm (is the actual rule)

    it's legal to have a longer lock-blade but it has to be in a holder on your belt. can't be concealed.
  3. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Knives that have to be "opened" are useless.



    One useless thing recognizes another.
  4. I like the Tai Pan double-edged dagger.

  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Knives that have to be "opened" are useless.

    unless you're abusing them they serve most purposes just fine




    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I like the Tai Pan double-edged dagger.


    cold steel's not bad for the price
  6. I'm a big fan of butter knives.



    So versatile for spreading those buns.
  7. Originally posted by aldra cold steel's not bad for the price

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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that fat guy is hilarious, cold steel promo vids are top shelf

    I think my favourite was the chinese war sword one where they put a leather jacket on a pig carcass and tried to slash through it
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  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I've got an old gravity locking blade knife that was my grandfather's. It's a Shapleigh brand with ebony (?) wood and a silver diamond inlay. I palmed it once when I got arrested for underage beer possession as a teenager. I didn't want to risk losing it.

    I still have it. The knife is probably approaching a century old.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the old paratrooper kind? might be worth something now


    I do want an OTF knife (same concept but spring loaded) but they're illegal here for some retarded reason so I'd have to get someone to disassemble it and send the blade and scales separately
  11. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Anyone heard about the truck carrying lab monkeys that crashed in Pennsylvania?
  12. Originally posted by tee hee hee Anyone heard about the truck carrying lab monkeys that crashed in Pennsylvania?

    What a racist comment.
  13. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Punchline?
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Oh this gone be good ...
  15. Crashed into a typewriter delivery truck.
  16. When the cops arrived, they found 67 pages of gibberish and one fully-written murder mystery.
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chile ..the internet is crazy as hell 😭😂💗
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready there are good lock-blades that have a spring that help them open up and have a thumb pin to position and then just a gentle wrist whip to open them up.

    but they're only legal up to 4 inches I believe. or 3 1/2 inch. or the length of your palm (is the actual rule)

    it's legal to have a longer lock-blade but it has to be in a holder on your belt. can't be concealed.

    You have no clue what is legal. You are a product of Clowniefornia. In my state and several more including Florida you can carry a fucking claymore if you wish. And you want to conceal under a trench coat ala Highlander have at it.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Speedy parker is a simp.
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